Joke: So Bush and the Pope

[Senior citizen]

are sitting at a sidewalk cafe in Rome.

Bush says, "God wanted me to be President."

The Pope says, "God wanted me to be Pope."

Just then the chief Imam of Iran walks by and says, "Allah wanted me to be chief Imam."

Bush and the Pope look at each other and go, "Boy, is THAT guy nuts!"


:kick:

[AlGore-08.com]

1. God brings Smirk, the Pope and the Premiere of China up to Heaven

God tells the three: "Since you are the three most important leaders on Earth, I have decided to reveal my will unto you. Earth is so messed up that even I can't put it right. So I've decided to destroy it tomorrow at 12:00 GMT. Go and tell the people of earth that they have 24 hours to repent their sins.

The Pope goes back to Rome and tells his cardinals: "I've got good news and bad news. The good news is that God does exist. The bad news is that He's going to destroy the earth tomorrow."

The Premiere of China goes back to Peking and tells the Communist Party bigwigs: "I've got bad news and worse news. The bad news is that God actually exists. The worse news is that He's going to destroy the earth tomorrow."

Smirk goes back to the White House and tells Dick Cheney: "I've got good news and better news. The good news is that I'm one of the three most important leaders on earth. The better news is that we don't have to run for re-election!"

[tjwash]

2. Bush got a coded message from Saddam.

It read: 370HSSV-0773H

Bush was stumped and sent for the CIA. The CIA was stumped too, so it went to the NSA.

The NSA couldn't solve it either, so they asked Bill Clinton.

He suggested turning the message upside down ...