This is a guy who could not find oil in Texas.
- Al Franken
What is his accomplishment? That he's no longer an obnoxious drunk?
- Ron Reagan Jr.
Calling George Bush shallow is like calling a dwarf short.
- Molly Ivins
Here's a guy who never really did anything without the help of Daddy's contacts, the money from Daddy's friends, and now he's won, and he looks more than slightly bewildered.
- David Nyhan
Today is 'take your daughter to work day'. President Bush took his daughters to work and let them dismantle 12 environmental regulations
- David Letterman
President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?
- David Letterman
If George Bush was anymore retarded, he'd be on death row in Texas.
- Bill Maher
If George W. Bush is a reformer, I'm an astronaut!
- John McCain
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