Pretend you're a Freeper: what's your favorite gland?

[m-jean03]

:shrug: My guess? Adrenal. Helps with handling all that self-righteous rage.

[arcane1]

1. well we know it damn sure isn't mammary

:silly:

[m-jean03]

7. Ha!

Brilliant. :D

[arcane1]

9. of course, since I am NOT a freeper...

my opinion differs :evilgrin:

[m-jean03]

12. Good line...

You still don't get to see mine! :P

[arcane1]

13. ah well

can't blame a guy for trying :P

[Whitacre D_WI]

14. Don't worry, arcane1...

...you can still see them in your thoughts.

[arcane1]

19. my thoughts get me in trouble

:spank:

then again, so do my actions :evilgrin:

[Whitacre D_WI]

21. Damn those thought police!

[arcane1]

22. and to think, I left the tinfoil at home...

and I start the day by posting about boobs, what a surprise! :silly:

[m-jean03]

25. Someone call the police?

You guys wanna see my handcuffs? :evilgrin:

[Whitacre D_WI]

27. Dammit!

We're trying to talk about glands here!

[m-jean03]

28. Oh, well don't let me bother you then. . .

Unless you want to talk about my mammary glands again, that is --
Then I'll have to punish you severely. :evilgrin:

[Whitacre D_WI]

30. Well, in THAT case....

:evilgrin:

[Sporadicus]

2. That Would Be My Prostate

I check it out regularly, since my head is up my ass most of the time.

[m-jean03]

8. Welcome to DU!

:hi: That's brilliant.

[Sapphocrat]

10. You read my thoughts. LOL n/t

[74dodgedart]

3. They were fascinated with Bill Clinton's penis

[Endangered Specie]

6. Must have been some sort of jealousy?

[NewHampshireDem]

4. Sweat ... they give me that "distinctive aroma"

that warns others of my approach.

[oostevo]

5. Pineal

It messes with Serotonin to make the religious right to painfully boring.

Besides, it just sounds familiar to them.

[baldguy]

11. Bile duct

[curse10]

15. Thyroid

just because that's the only one I could recall off the top of my head :-)

[m-jean03]

16. They're all hyperthyroid lunatics

alright!! :D

[MikeG]

17. WOW - this is the first time one of my threads was copycatted.

[m-jean03]

26. Was it as good for you

As it was for me? :P

[MikeG]

33. Went through a whole pack of cigarettes.

Then cooked my computer breakfast.

[m-jean03]

34. Bring me some, will ya hon?

:P

[MikeG]

18. Do big, fat, hairy asses count as glands?

[Mike Niendorff]

20. Thinking like a freeper:

1) The foot.
2) The hair.
3) The teeth.


MDN

[SnohoDem]

23. Mah Brain!

That's why I don't use it much. I don't want it to wear out.









Huh? Whauddya mean it's not a gland. Getta Brain Moran!

[SmileyBoy]

24. Dos ma peenis count???

Hyuck.

[Donkeyboy75]

29. Salivary

Gluttony is their favorite sin :grr:

[m-jean03]

31. True.

And you know all those torture pics coming out just make 'em salivate for more.
:puke:

[Donkeyboy75]

32. Something else makes me salivate

:evilgrin: