DNA Study Finds Cheetos Aren't Food

[ForrestGump]

True. And Cheez Whiz isn't even animal, vegetable, or mineral.

[HEyHEY]

1. Dude..you just like..blew my mind

whoahhhh

[Zuni]

8. you are not the only one

I am still pondering how food isn't food

[jpgray]

2. Country Time lemonade is ascorbic acid and shale (nt)

[Kadie]

3. We put a Pringle's Potato chip on the BBQ once

and it melted like plastic.

[Spinzonner]

4. Actually, Potato chips are rather dangerous tools

for Arsonists. Read "Fire Lover" about a Arson Investigator who became a prolific arsonist.

Have you tried other chips or do you think its peculiar to Pringles?

[Kadie]

6. Haven't tried others

just happened to throw a Pringle on the bbq one day at a picnic. Interesting about arsonists. No wonder chips make such a mess of my stomach.

Does it go beyond potato chips? Some of those "crackers" are probably kind of dangerous too, with all the crap they put in them and the way they cook them.

[Spinzonner]

14. See

http://www.arsonsoftware.com/forums/newreply.asp?pid=2479

[Kadie]

15. Wow

interesting.

[HEyHEY]

5. yikes n/t

[Zuni]

9. might be all the grease?

[Don_G]

17. Wait Until Frito-Lay

Hits you with an Ad on a Pringle.

[ironflange]

7. How about Fritos?

I'm currently enjoying some Fritos Scoops and salsa.

mmmmmmmm

[LibertyorDeath]

10. Hey Cheez Whiz is made by Kraft & Kraft is owned by

Phillip Morris. How bad could it possibly be.

[SOteric]

11. They're from another world...

And their fellow creatures back on their homeworld are really pissed. They're coming down here with a metric fuckton of Triscuits and pimento spread.

[ironflange]

12. Canadians know. . .

Cheetos ain't worth shit compared to Cheezies.

Right?

Cheezies actually taste like cheese, and sometimes you find one bigger than your thumb. That's crunchy!

[HEyHEY]

13. Hawkins!

mmmmm

[ironflange]

19. Cheezies may only be eaten with one beverage

Coke. Nothing else. And preferably from a glass bottle or a correctly shaped glass.

[TroubleMan]

16. You have DNA on your Cheetos...

I told you not to eat snacks and watch pornos!!

on edit....

That puts a whole new spin on "Cheese Whiz!"

[LastKnight]

18. so uh, what is it? and who knows...

what 'dangerously cheesy' means

-LK

[oblivious]

20. Oh crap. My favourite food...I mean stuff to eat.

Sometimes that's all I eat. Just a bag of Cheetos for breakfast and that's it for the day. So is there anything good or bad about them? I mean besides tasting good?

[gauguin57]

21. cheetos ...

nature's most perfect food. don't you be dissin' my cheetos. I have a postcard featuring a photo in which all the furniture, walls, floors and even people are covered with cheetos. It's my fantasy come true.

[oblivious]

22. Hey, I wasn't being sarcastic. Cheetos is really my favourite food.

Often my only food. Well, Cheetos and beer.