Caption: Help Ma, he touched me....

[emad]

[BringEmOn]

1. "How's about a trade...my two grown, edjacated girls for yours?"

[skip fox]

2. W. just got done saying, "Hey there, down in the dumps, are we? Your

husband shipped out and you're all alone? Can't afford the health care for your kid? Your car break down? They kicking you off the base? . . . Awwww . . . . That's all bad and stuff, but take a tip from The Wad! Just put on your best little duck face like this and quack at fate! . . . Then everything will be lookin' up, you'll see. . . . Now give us a little quack."

[cosmicdot]

3. W is thinking: who cares what you think

[Canuckistanian]

4. Why, you're one o' them poor people I heard about, aint'cha?