Finally! A Happy Meal for Me!

[Ellen Forradalom]

McDonald's is selling Happy Meals for grownups? My idea of an adult Happy Meal is a tofu burger, a bottle of Ginseng Rush and a vibrator.

What's in your Happy Meal?

[aljones]

1. grilled chicken salad, glass of chardonnay, and a good book!

[wtmusic]

2. Yellow curry with chicken and rice, a Sam Adams, and a slide whistle

[Mikimouse]

3. I'll vote for the csirke paprika basket, with a bottle of ...

egri bikaver. I'll have to pass on the vibrator though.:evilgrin:

[Ellen Forradalom]

18. Mmmm the Bull's Blood of Eger

Hand me a glass.

[Deja Q]

4. Now that is trippy! In mine:

A Big Mac
Super-sized fries
Large Rum w/ Coca-Cola

And the toy? Well, you rather beat me to it, didn't you? :evilgrin: Well, two types of vibrators, I'd rather not explain why...

[amerikat]

5. Crab Au Gratin, ice cold dark beer and someone to share it with

how come there are some many hungarians on this thread?:beer:

[patchdickens]

8. the pretzels have totally left me!

[Ellen Forradalom]

19. Because we're so wonderful.

Actually, I'm not a Hungarian, I just play one on TV.

[EstimatedProphet]

6. My happy meal

A side of smoked babyback ribs, grilled corn on the cob, with a few shots of tequila and a remote control...

[patchdickens]

7. Ooooo! Where are you from?

that sounds great only ... a fresh garden salad, and some lime are missing!!!!!!!!!!!

[EstimatedProphet]

9. I'll grant you that

although sometimes I don't take lime. Depends on the mood.

[patchdickens]

11. Awe!

You've got to be from the south. Shhhhh! I won't tell anyone if you don't. I know how some folks feel about us!

[EstimatedProphet]

12. Georgia, right now

But I've lived everywhere, and am originally from Missouri.

[EstimatedProphet]

13. By the way kid, I'm gonna make you a star!

Check it out...

[Unperson 309]

10. My Happy Meal

would be

A vegetable quesadilla with a side of peach salsa, a bottle of lime soda a huge fresh baked chocolate chip cookie and a jar of soap bubbles with a wand!

WHEEEE!

309

[vajraroshana]

14. Vegan gluten ribs

Seriously, they're close to being McRibs, but totally vegan and much, much, much, much better.

I learned the recipe from a friend who's been making them for nearly 30 years; she's from "The Farm" in Summertown, TN.

Even my hardcore meateater friends can't believe how f***ing good they are!

Mmmm, McVegan Ribs!

And some decent fries without beef-fat!

[SarahB]

15. I'll take

Some General Tsao's Chicken or a bit of East Indian Saag, a large water (or some Merlot if the mood is right), followed by a breath mint :7 and a hungry man for dessert. :P

[JackDragna]

16. Britney Spears' head

eom

[huellewig]

17. Look Below..

Any pizza from http://www.pizzicatogourmetpizza.com/ , some garlic bread and a 40 of pabst. That is my idea of great.

I miss Portland.. :-(

[MichaelUK]

20. Can of Caffrey's

and a Curry.

Or a 5 yr old Merlot, grilled chicken in a tomato and basil sauce, new potatoes, green beans. And my world-famous "Good, Bad and Deadly Pears".

The recipe is: -

Get pears, peal, halve and remove the centre with the core and other nasty stuff. Melt some chocolate, add cinnamon (about 1 teaspoon per 200g of chocolate) and sugar (again, 1 teaspoon for every 200g of chocolate). When the chocolate is melted, add a shot of Bailey's (1 shot per 200g of chocolate), stir and then place into the hollowed out centre of the pears.

Put into fridge and wait for it to chill - serve with a hot choc sauce.
Or eat straight away.