Verizon Customer Jailed For Trashing Phone Company Store

[matcom]

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Can you hear me now? Jason Perala's message got through loud and clear to employees at a Fargo Verizon Wireless store Wednesday.

The Fargo construction worker said he planned only to scream at the employees at the store in West Acres mall.

"Then I just lost it," he said in a phone interview a few hours later, from inside the Cass County Jail.

"I just started grabbing computers and phones and throwing them," he said. "I just destroyed the place."

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[WildClarySage]

1. I can relate to having the urge

to do just this. Can you hear me now is the most annoying catch-phrase since I've fallen and I can't get up.

[mr_hat]

2. Reminds me of the shower scene in "High Anxiety." >

HERE'S YOUR PAPER!!! HERE'S YOUR PAPER!!!

[fudge stripe cookays]

5. "Alright. Alright! I'll get yer stinkin paper!"

I love that movie.

"Dinner is served promptly at 8; those who are late do not get fruit cup."

[FarmerOak]

3. I've never dealt with Verizon,

So I can't address his concerns... but I can understand how he might feel. If I ever meet anybody from SBC or MCI, I'm going to piss on their Cheerios.

[Deja Q]

4. Piss in their coffee pots instead. It's harder to detect. Indeed,

I'll be happy to join you!

MCI sux and they charged me $80 for a collect call I never accepted. x( At least the scandal showed me where it helped go to... x(