My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance

[neebob]

and take off their underpants
My salsa
My salsa

That was funny the first time I heard it. But I have to say now, having heard it at least once a day for a week and twice since my son went to bed and left MTV on, it's annoying as hell. Ditto for Caroline and roses smelling like boo-ooh-ooh or whatever they're saying.

[Eye and Monkey]

1. Texican two-step?

[neebob]

2. No, Eminem

making fun of someone else's song and video (my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like ... it's better than yours ... damn right, it's better than yours ... I could teach you, but I'd have to charge).

[Eye and Monkey]

3. Em-what? Never touch the stuff. But a good guacamole has many uses.

[neebob]

4. Eminem is what you get with your MTV

which you're apparently not getting. I keep hoping they'll play this video by Velvet Revolver - Scott Whatsisface from Stone Temple Pilots, Slash, Duff, and a couple other guys from some recent incarnation of GNR that I'm not familiar with. Now that's a band. I'm seriously looking forward to their album coming out next month.

But no - just Eminem and Outkast, over and over again. Reminds me of sitting at my friend Michelle's house in 1981, watching videos and saying I'll leave after the next one and ending up staying there until 3 or 4 in the morning because I keep thinking the next one will be better.

[Eye and Monkey]

5. Blow up your TV

Sound advice -

Blow up your TV,
Throw away your paper
Move to the country,
Build you a home
Plant a little garden,
Eat a lot of peaches
Try an find Jesus on your own

http://www.jpshrine.org/lyrics/index.html

[neebob]

7. I know I've heard that song

but I don't know John Prine. I would have guessed it was a Grateful Dead song.

[Angelus]

6. These chicks don't even know the name of my band....

but they're all on me like they wanna hold hands.
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man.
All because I'm the lead singer of my band.

Yeah, you're right. MTV does overplay this video, as well as "Roses" by Outkast. I like both songs, but in small doses.

[neebob]

8. My band, my band, my band, my band

my band, my band, my baaaaaaaaaand! I gotta go to bed.