Why is everyone in the lounge so damn witty?

[ALago1]

Just by reading any random post in here, I'm likely to erupt into laughter at some snarky comment made by some DUer.

How do you guys do it?

[Book Lover]

1. Oh, go on!

You just say these things because they're true :-)

[lapfog_1]

2. Oh, I don't know...

haven't watched any TV all day... none of these "bad images" to
bother my "beautiful mind". Keeps it pristine for generating scathing
sarcastic comments whenever I feel the urge.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

3. It's a coping mechanism

[GOPisEvil]

20. Yep - the Hawkeye Pierce syndrome

If we don't laugh, we'll cry.

[Whitacre D_WI]

4. It is the alcohol.

It makes me incredibly witty. And handsome.

[name not needed]

5. ive been drinking more than you

and youre still butt ugly :)

[Whitacre D_WI]

7. Lies!

[Robb]

18. Big deal

Alcohol makes me invisible! Plus, I can walk through walls and shoot fireballs out of my eyes. :D

[NightTrain]

6. It all began when I moved to South Dakota and changed my name to "Sid."

n/t

[Canuckistanian]

12. I once did so on a rare Nelson's Sharp-Tailed Sparrow

The EPA is looking for me.

[Canuckistanian]

15. Did you see that?

The bugger deleted the body of his post to start a new thread, thereby negating MY witty post! Damned witty post negater!

[Canuckistanian]

8. Pharmaceuticals and brain damage

Works for me!

[SmileyBoy]

9. It starts with a L, ends with a D, and has an S in the middle.

That's right - it's LDS, baby...

[NightTrain]

11. Lesbian salad?

:shrug:

[name not needed]

14. mmmmm lesbian salad

*drool*

[SmileyBoy]

16. I'll take mine with Thousand Island and garlic croutons!!!

:9

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

17. I prefer Goddess dressing

but I am known to be fussy and particular

[Teddy_Salad]

10. Paxil

:smoke:

[ALago1]

13. I suddenly have the urge to drink beer, take pharmies, and drop lsd...

brb

[DAGDA56]

19. This used to be a lounge catering to Noel Coward fans...

...DU bought it, hung up a few posters, but some of the regulars still hang around.

[fishnfla]

21. mostly just freeper moles trying to boost their post count

worked for me

[ronnykmarshall]

22. Cuz we're liberals.

We don't have our heads up our asses like the freepers.

[kodi]

23. quite frankly daaaaling, it's because you are not.

and how do we do it?

well, since you asked...........


You put your right foot in
You put your right foot out
You put your right foot in
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about

You put your left foot in
You put your left foot out
You put your left foot in
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about


You put your right hand in
You put your right hand out
You put your right hand in
And you shake it all about
You do the Hokey-Pokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about

You put your left hand in,
You put your left hand out;
You put your left hand in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!

You put your right side in,
You put your right side out;
You put your right side in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about


You put your left side in
You put your left side out
You put your left side in
And you shake it all about
You do the Hokey-Pokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about

You put your nose in
You put your nose out
You put your nose in
And you shake it all about
You do the Hokey-Pokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about


You put your tushie in
You put your tushie out
You put your tushie in
And you shake it all about
You do the Hokey-Pokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about


You put your head in
You put your head out
You put your head in
And you shake it all about
You do the Hokey-Pokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about


You put your whole self in
You put your whole self out
You put your whole self in
And you shake it all about
You do the Hokey-Pokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about

as to why i am funny?

its because as i look in the mirror each morning i laugh out loud and am thankful that God did not put my penis on my forehead (as if with the size of the thing anyone would even notice)