ATTENTION ALL AMERICAN MEN & WOMEN 16-45

[Champ]

Pursuant to Sub-Section 8, Paragraph C of Executive Branch Classified Directive #13334-P, dated 1 May 2004, the Armed Forces of the United States stand directed by President George W. Bush to accelerate preparations for compulsory induction of the adult non-homosexual population into active combat duty in the War Against Terror.

Henceforth, and in accordance with established Federal conscriptional provisions, all male and female citizens aged 16-45 must register for the impending draft. Each registrant's personal information will undergo rigorous computer analysis to compile a profile of overall physical, mental, and moral fitness prior to the issuing of orders to report for basic training.

WARNING: Persons failing to register by 2 November 2004 will be classified as deserters and become subject to the penalties prescribed therefore by the Rules and Articles of War, up to and including incarceration for a period not to exceed fifteen (15) calendar years and fines up to $125,000.00.
http://www.draftregistration.us/
I registered. :D

[trumad]

1. I'm 46

:P

[Champ]

2. Ah! That's not fair

How come I have to sign up? x(

[zbird]

3. That is just too funny!

Love the T-shirts too.

[Champ]

4. kick

It's important everyone signs up!! You don't want to be a draft dodger. :D

[DarkPhenyx]

5. It's too bad this is a joke though.

It would be another giant step forward on the road to equality. It would be more than about damn time we did this.