practical uses for portable holes

[mopaul]

some of you may remember a few warner bros. toons that featured portable holes as the character, instead of any of their regular menagerie of stars. just people, doing strange and funny things with portable holes.

you don't see these toons much anymore. i think the portable holes came in boxes, or were accidentally created in a lab, when a liquid fell on the floor and the scientist fell into it.

i think maybe there were bank robbers slapping a portale hole on a bank wall and safe wall, and then grab the loot and walk out and take the portable hole with them, and other zany sight gags.

i wish i had some of them holes. men could eliminate zippers in pants by keeping a small portable hole in their pockets. vending machines would no longer mock your hunger when you're short a nickle.
easy open packaging finally would be. surgery would be revolutionized. and dangerous criminals could be tossed into a portable hole, then stacked up like discs to save space.

you'd never lock yourself out of your car or house again, and they'd be a boon to the mining industry. can anyone think of any other practical uses for these handy holes?

[TN al]

1. If you kept a small portable hole in your pocket...

...wouldn't you lose everything else you kept in your pocket?

[Angelus]

2. They'd be sweet to have!

I'd use it for "evil" things, like gaining access into certain lockerrooms, gaining access into bank vaults, and even as a means of getting rid of a few annoying people. :) :evilgrin:

[ldf]

3. hmmmmm....

i thought "portable holes" were inflatable dolls.

:evilgrin:

[Deja Q]

4. That was a great 'toon! Here are some ideas:

A hole would be useful at the back wall of a strip joint.

A hole would be useful to get into your locked car.

A hole would allow you to get into your fridge without having to open it.

A hole would be useful if we could get all repukes to go through it and then remove it... :evilgrin:

A hole would be useful to certain perverts, though it wouldn't get them very far...

[politicat]

5. Thinkin' about who I wanna stash in one.....

Hi, Agent Mike!

(Or is it Fred on the weekends?)

Pcat

(On edit.... got rid of the M that clung to who like a dirty sock.... )

[mac56]

6. I think they were also in "Yellow Submarine".

Ringo: "I've got a hole in me pocket."