OK, one more time, if you haven't seen it:

[SmileyBoy]

DIY Liposuction!!!



It's important to me That the both of you see The process of Liposuction!!!
Liposuction, Liposuction, Here's how you begin, Make a cut in the skin.
Liposuction!!!
An incision the size of a dime. How you doing? I'm doing fine!!!
Then you insert the hose, Suck out human fat globules!!!
That's liposuction!!!
If you're over 300 pounds, And you're hiding it under big gowns, What do you do???

Liposuction.
What is that???
Fat reduction.
But you better stop sucking soon, Before you're sucked down to the size of a prune!!!
(Prune ...)
Here's your complementary bag of fat Brought to you by...
Liposuction!!!

Be a pig,
Liposuction!!!
Crush your lover,
Liposuction!!!
Look at me!!!
Liposuction!!!

Be a pig,
Liposuction!!!
Crush your lover,
Liposuction!!!
Look at me!!!
Liposuction!!!

What do you do???
Liposuction!!!
What is that???
It's fat reduction!!!
What do you do???
Liposuction!!!
What is that???
It's fat reduction!!!
What do you do???
Liposuck!!!

(From Kids In The Hall, 1995)