Gooooooood Morning DU!!!

[BlondieK143]

*insert drumroll/music of dread*

I'm now a member of the 700 club. *faints*

BUT. :donut: Join me for a sugar rush and let's make the best out of it. How's everyone doing this F-I-N-E morning?

[MichaelHarris]

1. holaaaaaa macaroni to youuuuuuuu

700 club??? wicker torture is a living hell, I just went through it. We're not at liberty to discuss it though

[BlondieK143]

2. Um...

What's the fun in not telling me?? Come on!! I gave you a donut!!!

[MichaelHarris]

3. well ummmm

they make you sit in a wicker chair for a real long time and you get a waffle ass. then they make fun of you

[BlondieK143]

4. Aww I'm a woman.

I can take that!

[MichaelHarris]

5. the waffle

ass committee does not show gender based preferences I'm afraid. Think about going to a nudist camp and choosing the wrong lawn chair. Its that bad.

[BlondieK143]

6. Hmmm.

Think I might have to SIT on that thought for a few.

[MichaelHarris]

7. So

what does the morning have in store for you?

[BlondieK143]

8. Working for a few hours.

Then probably going back home and going to sleep. Yes, I lead that boring of a life. I actually have a lot to do but ya know, getting 2 hours of sleep last night doesn't make for too eventful of a day.

How about you?

[MichaelHarris]

9. nuttin really

watching the Marx Bros on Tv. thinking of a new article. What kinda work do you do?

[BlondieK143]

10. On Call Coordinator

For a homehealth/hospice agency. Basically I take patient calls after hours and get their nurses for them. Any ideas for your article?

[MichaelHarris]

11. none yet

I want to do a lighter/funnier one this time. Maybe it'll have a better chance at getting posted. So my wifes a doctor and your like the person who calls me in the middle of the night when she's on call?

[BlondieK143]

12. lol, that would be me!

Actually, I'd be calling in the morning or all day Friday and Saturday. Unfortunately, it can get annoying. I'm just glad I'm not your wife and actually have to go out and HANDLE the calls.

Lighter/Funnier? I'm thinking that it's not going to be about the current political situation then.

[MichaelHarris]

13. meanie

lol kidding. Alot of them are for drunk students. They have a rule here that WSU students don't go to jail for being drunk, they get admitted to the hospital and then they wake my nappy ass up. Did you see they got the photo page up.

Ummmm thats the hard part, making fun of bush and conservatives is easy but not when Americans are dying.

[BlondieK143]

14. They don't go to jail?

How does THAT happen??

Yes I did, but I'm refraining from posting a pic until I get a better one in a few weeks. :)

[MichaelHarris]

16. nope, not at all

it really sucks. I don't have anything against drinking really but I think they should face the same punishment. I think a long time ago the city commissioners decided that to keep students and their fat cat tuitions it would be best to send the boozers to the hospital. supposed to be a 3 strikes rule but they don't enforce it.

[BlondieK143]

19. That teaches them nothing.

Okay, so I'm not exactly HOLY when it comes to drinking BUT I do know that there will be serious consequences if I get caught. Does the administration really think this is going to teach them anything? If taught at all, the students are going to think it's acceptable. *steps off soapbox*

[MichaelHarris]

22. its bad here

a few years back when WSU banned alcohol on campus a huge riot broke out. It was like national news. burning cars and buildings and stuff. See in my day we burned ROTC buildings to stop a war, now they only burn stuff when they wanna drink.

hmmm that thought may make an article.

[BlondieK143]

24. I had a feeling you were going to say that.

Good luck! Let me know when you're done with it.

[southpaw]

15. Good morning, Blondie!

Big congrats on the milestone... Tell Robertson to burn in hell, mmmkay?

:evilgrin:

[BlondieK143]

17. hahahahaha

You know, since 6AM I've been getting all SORTS of evil grins. Is everyone trying to tell me something? lol

[MichaelHarris]

18. its

because they saw that you posted in the "stockings and garters" thread

[BlondieK143]

20. Flip Flops ???

Didn't know those had the same effects as garters. :evilgrin:

[MichaelHarris]

21. hmmmm

flip flops rock. But errrr ummmmm the stocking thing is much better. Now both of them together, well thats just weird.

[BlondieK143]

23. I'm not saying no stockings period...

Paired with a cute skirt, I'm all about that. But give me capris and flip flops and I'm happy. Skirts are well.. I can think of a few things paired better with them.

[MichaelHarris]

25. ok

who else needs a cold shower?

[BlondieK143]

26. For the record...

You said it, not me!

[MichaelHarris]

27. oh its on record

and prolly in the new article. "The Great Garter Debate"

[BlondieK143]

28. Hmmm.

Do you need an interview for that one?

[MichaelHarris]

31. yes

I think an "undercover" interview may be in order. We're gonna get in so much trouble :)

[BlondieK143]

32. So...

How's the weather? :)

[MichaelHarris]

33. hahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa

ummm we have weather?

[BlondieK143]

34. Sure doooo.

Our's is beautiful here.

[MichaelHarris]

47. the weather?

oh I bet it is, I've seen pictures :)

[MichaelUK]

29. Afternoon

:headbang:

[BlondieK143]

30. Damnit!

I forgot again! My bad! Forgive me? :hug:

[MichaelUK]

37. No worries!!

:hug:

I will, however, take great delight in reminding you.

:bounce:

[BlondieK143]

38. Yay!

BTW, I LOOOOOVE hugs so THANK YOU TIMES A THOUSAND!

:hug:

[MichaelUK]

39. so here's another one

:hug:

[BlondieK143]

40. Um, going to get spoiled!

Be careful, I'll expect it every morning!

[MichaelUK]

41. There's nowt wrong

with hugging a blonde every morning.

[BlondieK143]

42. Well, a brownish/blonde.

Does that still count?

[MichaelUK]

43. Works for me

[BlondieK143]

45. It better!

Kidding :)

[MichaelUK]

52. (thinks for a moment)

Blonde vs Brunette vs Mousey blondes...

I like my women to be natural... I guess hair colour doesn't bother me.

Actually, there are 2 conditions:

1) women have got to have SOME hair
2) I'm not going to do "an Aberdeen Angus" (here's the story. my flatmate found this woman in a bar. she was very attractive, said she was 25, he belived her. Took her home, kept us up all night with noise, etc . So, I get up, make breakfast, he comes in, full of the joys of spring etc. Gets some food, 2 cups of coffee, goes back. About 1 hour and a bit more noise, all we hear is "what the ****!!!" and a scantily clad woman legging out of the flat. Turn out he'd been eating...yeah, eating, and noticed a gray hair on the playing field. Turns out the 25 year old was infact a 50 year old with a face lift, boob job and a penchant for younger men.)
Thus doing "an aberdeen angus" is to be scared by the white hairs on your partner.

Apart from that, I like women who are intelligent, smart, witty, wise, fun, a good laugh...they don't have to be attractive...........................................................................

Who am I kidding.. they've got to be hot!!

[BlondieK143]

56. Well what do you consider hot??

Hot isn't all about looks ya know!

and that REALLLLY sucks for your flatmate! he should be more sober when he picks 'em next time!

[MichaelUK]

59. Hot is:

The ability to make me pay attention when they walk into a room. Not just looks - more like presence. Oddly enough, its something that never disappears with age. I know these 60 year old who just have this presence when the totter into a room.

Hot is also the ability to look at me from across a bed, smile, and make me melt. Only 1 woman ever done that for me.

As for Angus, yeah it did suck...well, at least she did. We had so much fun with jokes about false teeth...but that's a bit harsh.

[BlondieK143]

63. Props.

On your answer. That's definitely very respectable. Do you mind me inquiring about the one that was able to do that for you? Are you with her now?

You guys are so mean! But I would've probably done that too.

[MichaelUK]

72. Yeah, kinda

She's studying Fine Art in Florence, Italy.

I, on the other hand, am studying Psychology in Aberdeen, Scotland.

That's what you get when you let your sister set you up with one of her friends!!
Long distance relationships blow goat chesse.

[MichaelHarris]

35. my kinda niece

in Texas is at her friends house gettin ready for class and she IM'ed me asking for a pic to show her friend. Her friend went all goofy. Its nice that I can turn a few heads still LOL.

[BlondieK143]

36. That's nice!

what a way to make your day!

[MichaelHarris]

44. heck yeah cuz

I'm ancient

[BlondieK143]

46. What do you call ancient? eom

[MichaelHarris]

48. 44 but

I don't have ear or nose hair yet.

[BlondieK143]

49. Ewwwwww

(to the hair thing).

You're still kicking, that's the important thing.

[MichaelHarris]

50. yeah

cept when it comes to yard work, I hate yard work

[BlondieK143]

51. I hate dishes.

Put me in the yard over dishes any day!

[MichaelHarris]

55. are we

talking "dishes" or ummmm well you know

[BlondieK143]

57. Did I miss something?

I was really talking dishes. Are you saying yard isn't yard?

[MichaelHarris]

58. well there was

a weird transition from flip flops to weather. Are you a flip flopper?

[BlondieK143]

60. Um, are we talking about an actual flip flopper?

lol once again, I'm lost.

[MichaelHarris]

61. I think the

stocking garter debate clouded your vision of the future. :)

[BlondieK143]

64. MINE?? MINE??

What about your's! You started it!

[MichaelHarris]

66. OHH see

my vision is not clouded. I have direction, and motivation.

[BlondieK143]

67. Yeah, motivation to...

take a cold shower!

[MichaelHarris]

68. damn damn

my motivation just went away with the cold shower

[BlondieK143]

70. Sorry??

Alas, I must retire from the board for the day. Work is over and I have much to do. Have a GREAT day and thanks for the amusement!

[MichaelHarris]

73. sooooo

long, alas I'll take that shower now

[BlondieK143]

74. hehe

:evilgrin:

[MichaelHarris]

76. meanie

:)

[Brewman_Jax]

53. G'day, Blondie!

I'm ready for spring time. I had to wear a jacket to work today, again! x(

Since it's that time of day, here's and and :donut:

[BlondieK143]

54. Again?? That's not cool!

But a GOOOOOOD Morning to you nonetheless!! :)

Thanks for the Coke. I swear, you've become my supplier! :hug:

[Brewman_Jax]

77. Thanx :-)

I'm glad that this coke is legal!

[Lizz612]

62. Morning

I'm just in here to pick up some notes and some caffeine before heading to history class! :hi:

[BlondieK143]

65. Have fun!

Don't fall asleep! And learn some for me too.

[Lizz612]

69. I never fall asleep!

Really honest! Never! I'll bring you back a nugget about WWII, how about that?

[BlondieK143]

71. Totally works!

Sure ya don't (that was MY job). If you do though, try not to drool.

[Lizz612]

75. I'm very polite

when I fall asleep. Two years at Catholic school taught me to sleep through Mass sitting straight up with my eyes open!