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mouse7 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-04 12:47 PM
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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: A fish!
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rocktivity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-04 12:48 PM
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1. No, no, a floating derby
:headbang:
rocknation
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MiddleRiverRefugee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-04 12:53 PM
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2. ce n'est pas une réponse
n/t
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benburch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-04 12:55 PM
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3. Three.
A: Three. One to make the Jello, and two to fill the bathtub with brightly-painted power tools.
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-04 12:57 PM
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4. How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None! That's a hardware problem.
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SheWhoMustBeObeyed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-04 01:22 PM
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5. Surrealist humor isn't everyone's cup of fur
Funniest line ever used on "Cheers."
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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-04 01:43 PM
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6. Orange buffalo Cheerios! n/t
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AngryAmish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-04 01:51 PM
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7. A: Shave the cat.
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benburch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-04 01:57 PM
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8. Sex thread! Sex thread!
;)
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