I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour

[ohiosmith]

[meegbear]

1. Hello Miss?

Whachu mean Miss?

Sorry I have a cold.

[ohiosmith]

3. We're closing for lunch!

[LynzM]

2. "He's pining for the Fjords"

Pining for the Fjords?!

[LuLu550]

4. It is an EX parrot

it is no more it has gone to meet its maker

[cspiguy]

5. I took the liberty of examining that Parrot and found that the only reason

it was sitting on its perch in the first place was because it had been NAILED there! It's bleeding demised.

[Ricdude]

7. Of course he was nailed there...

If I hadn't nailed him there, he would have muscled his way up to the bars, bent them apart with his beak and VOOOM!

[SPQR]

9. Voom?

This parrot wouldn't voom if you put 50,000 volts through 'im.

[mr_hat]

6. A palindrome? A palindrome? The palindrome for Bolton is Notlob.

[SPQR]

14. It don't work.

[Parrcrow]

8. Norwegian Blues prefer kippin' on its back

[redqueen]

10. *salesman hits birdcage*

There, he moved!

[THUNDER HANDS]

11. it's just resting

:D

[zbdent]

12. "He's stunned."

"Stunned?"

"Yes, he was just waking up when you hit him on the head."

[ohiosmith]

13. Look mate! I've had enough of this. That parrot is definitely deceased.

When I purchased it not half an hour ago, you assured me that it's lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged from a prolonged squawk!

[zbdent]

15. "Well, I better replace it then."

"Sorry sir, we're fresh out of parrots."

[baldguy]

16. Lovely plumage!

"If yo hadn't nailed it to the perch it'd be pushing up daisies!"