Man Uses Butter Knife To Break Into Apartment To Steal Folgers Coffee

[matcom]

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A 24-year-old North Pole man is in jail on accusations of breaking into an apartment with a butter knife in order to steal Folgers coffee.

Mark Bojniewicz was arrested on charges of first-degree burglary and fourth-degree theft last week and remains in jail on $500 bail.

Arnold Reed of North Pole became suspicious that someone had been pilfering his coffee after his upstairs neighbor Rebecca Hall said that she smelled coffee in her apartment but knew she didn't have any.

He confirmed his suspicions by setting up a video camera and catching his neighbor's house guest--Bojniewicz--stealing French vanilla coffee from his freezer and hazelnut coffee creamer from his cupboard, he said

http://www.news-miner.com/Stories/0,1413,113~7244~2098056,00.html

[LuminousX]

1. I've secretly replaced your Folgers crystals with nothing,

let's see if you notice.

[GOPisEvil]

2. FOLGER'S?!

Now if it was ZombyCoffee...

[Brewman_Jax]

3. Reminds me of a Steven Wright joke...

someone broke into my house and replaced my furniture with exact duplicates.

[mopaul]

4. steven wright coffee joke............

....if you put instant coffee in a microwave, will you go back in time?

[Zomby Woof]

5. those crystals must be crack

Because that SWILL doesn't deserve to be called coffee dammit!