Republican humor: How funny is this?

[BurtWorm]

I think it's hilarious, in a way.


Subject: Demoncrat National Convention Program


2004 DNC Convention Official Program

6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony.
6:10pm - Opening secular prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton
6:30pm - Anti-war concert by Barbra Streisand.
6:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:00pm - Tribute theme to France.
7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.
7:25pm - Tribute theme to Germany.
7:45pm - Anti-war rally (Moderated by Michael Moore)
8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony (both both male and female couples)

9:30pm - * Intermission *

10:00pm - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins
10:10pm - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
10:20pm - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
10:30pm - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.
10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.
11:00pm - Multiple gay marriage cermony (threesomes, mixed and same sex).
11:15pm - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
11:30pm - 'Free Saddam' pep rally.
11:59pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:00pm - Nomination of democratic candidate.



Those Republicans are such cards! ;)

[LynneSin]

1. Hey, I'd go to that convention

Better than a bunch of pasty white men sitting around and praying

[Redneck Socialist]

2. Me too

Think we could get seats near Kennedy? :P

[MallRat]

4. You defiled the buttcrack'd smiley!

LynneSin,

Buttcrack smiley dude gets toasted by large fire-breathing reptile? That's horribly, horribly wrong.

At long last, have you left no sense of decency?

B-)

-MR

[Richardo]

12. Alright MallRat - always appreciate a well-placed Joseph Welch reference..

Hee! and Saaaaalute! :D

[southpaw]

3. I'm in...

Sounds like a blast!

Maybe Sean and Tim will sign my official 'I *heart* Osama' turban!

[Kadie]

5. We should be able to write one up for the republican convention

lol

[Endangered Specie]

21. Mmmm, I think I might just do that, during class.

[GOPisEvil]

6. When do we play "pin the anal cyst on Rush Limbaugh"?

:shrug:

[LynneSin]

7. Well if we were at the Repuke convention, we could get free samples...

from the pharmaceutical companies!!

We hear the makers of Oxycontin and Xanax are real popular!

[BurtWorm]

9. That actually *is* the terrorist appeasement workshop.

;)

[Richardo]

13. LOL ! Yeesh!

David, remind me not to read your posts around lunch time. (I'm still recovering from the "evidence of a tape worm" post of a few days back.)
:scared:

[Wilber_Stool]

8. I'm suprised

at how many I agree with.

[johnnie]

10. Yeah....

That's some real funny shit. :eyes: But you can tell that wasn't written by a true Republican, there's not one mention of Clinton's penis.

[LynneSin]

14. That is next days activity: Worship Clinton's Penis like a deity

:bounce:

As oppose to republicans who spend an entire convention day "Find new things we can blame on Clinton's Penis"

[Champ]

11. It's pretty funny

Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!' Some of the stuff is so ridiculous it's funny such as

'Free Saddam' pep rally.

Terrorist appeasement workshop.

[tjwash]

15. Here is the 2008 GOP convention program

2008 GOP Convention Official Program

6:00pm - Raising of the "stars and bars", and cross burning ceremony.
6:10pm - Opening prayers by Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell
6:30pm - Pro-war speech by Dennis Miller, and the obligitory "we will yet find those WMD's" chant by the crowd.
6:40pm - Toast by Helen Chenowith, with an emphasis on why Jews are destroying the world .
7:00pm - Opening theme of "Springtime for Hitler".
7:10pm - Collect offerings for Halliburton, and the oil industry.
7:25pm - Tribute theme to 1930's Germany.
7:45pm - War rally (Moderated by the entire fox news staff)
8:25pm - Helen Chenowith proposes another toast "Damn Jews!".
8:30pm - Workshop on apologizing to China, and kissing N. Koreas ass.
9:00pm - Wife beating contest. Free "beater" t-shirts given to contestants.

9:30pm - * Intermission *

10:00pm - Posting the Aryan Nation flag by Bill Bennett and Robert Dornan.
10:10pm - Re-enactment of Bush stumbling around the national guard in a drunken stupor.
10:20pm - Cameo by Bill Oriely "SHUT UP"
10:30pm - Demonstration on how to blow up abortion clinics, kill doctors, and praise Jesus by the 700 club.
10:40pm - Helen Chenowith proposes another toast. Those damn Jews are STILL destroying the world!
10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to the NRA.
11:00pm - Multiple husband shooting ceremonies by the wives beaten at 9pm.
11:15pm - Giving all your money to the fortune 500 corporations workshop.
11:30pm - Strom Thurmond remeberance rally.
11:59pm - Helen Chenowith, now staggering drunk proposes another toast, falls down climbing the stairs, and blames it on the Jews.
12:00pm - Pre-programming of Florida and California Diebold machines.

[frylock]

16. niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice!!

11:59pm - Helen Chenowith, now staggering drunk proposes another toast, falls down climbing the stairs, and blames it on the Jews.

[zbdent]

17. When do they take off their white sheets? And, when is the

stand up sendup of the Log Cabin Republicans' speech?

[denverbill]

20. Freeper flag etiquette question.

Do freepers take off their hoods when they play the Confederate national anthem?

[blindpig]

19. you forgot the endangered species roast! n/t

[Endangered Specie]

22. WHAT!!! lol

[LTR]

18. WHAT??? No Hillary?

They're slipping.

Not impressed. NEXT!