The hitch-hickers guide to CAPTIONs

[underpants]

[commander bunnypants]

1. 10 points to hit the funny lookin guy

with an extra 25 if you get get the tie

DDQM

[ewagner]

2. Don't panic....wait a minute....

PANIC!

[underpants]

3. Huh-huh No Dick was just pullin' ma leg when he left without me..

we worked this joke out inside see......

[DarkPhenyx]

4. Just when you thought Jack and James

were the only ones on the helicopter.

*wait for it, wait for it*

Yes, it's a movie reference.

[wysimdnwyg]

5. Uh, yeah. Um, it seems like I don't get to ride in Air Force One anymore

Something about that time I tried to fly it myself. No, I swear! I really WAS a pilot!

[BringEmOn]

6. What's that brown stuff on his thumb?

[Aristus]

7. ......what he didn't know...couldn't know was that his job as President

was not to wield power but to draw attention away from power. He thought his job as President was to have an amazingly good time, and he did...but still he had those nagging doubts......

Caption the electronic pResident and his electronic thumb.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

8. "All my plans are working great!...

"My life's never been better!"

[LastKnight]

9. THE EMPEROR HAS SPOKEN, HE LIVES! now go find...

the emperor his new clothes... hes dying to try them on

-LK

[Bossy Monkey]

10. "I forget. Does thumbs up mean he gets to live or the lions kill him?"

[krkaufman]

11. Waaaaaay UP

Reporter: "Mr President, what are you going to do about the increasing turmoil in Iraq."

Resident: "Welll, um..., I guess I'll just continue to jam my thumb as far up my behind as possible."

[skip fox]

12. W. is "thinking": "Boy! That'll be the last time I gotta hear that crap!

Duck Wad for President was absolutely the best idea I ever, ever had. It showed I had a nickname like aregular guy and that people liked me, else why would they give me a nickname? I'd have been a shoe-in!!! . . . . So Karl, he thinks he's so darn smart, finally says he ain't going to listen to no more about the Wad. But I start in again, so he says, 'Listen, Numbnuts, ti's either my way or the highway!' . . . Boy, this'll show them they ain't just messing with some kid that can push around all the time and stuff."