A fun, generic e-mail template

[scottcsmith]

Those of us that run left-leaning web sites often get e-mails from right-wingers, e-mail that's sent to insult us, call us traitors, or any other myriad of negative comments. So, if you get that kind of e-mail at your site, I came up with a fun response you can use. Trust me, this response will drive even the worst right-wing asshole insane:

"Hello,

Thanks for taking the time to write. I'm glad you enjoyed (name of your web site). I don't advertise this fact, but every time someone visits my web site, money is donated to Planned Parenthood, the ACLU, NAACP and GLAAD. Also, e-mails generated by the site result in a direct donation to the John Kerry (or whatever politician you support) campaign. Thank you for your support!

Regards,

(Your name)"

Fun, huh? I sent that to a right-winger than had written to me. His response was funny, he actually believed me. What a maroon!