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joefree1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-15-04 05:46 PM
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So Rush Limbaugh dies and goes to Hell ...
Edited on Thu Apr-15-04 05:47 PM by joefree1
So Rush Limbaugh dies and goes to Hell. Its horrible. Burning fires. Hot bubbling lava! Incredible pain! No Oxycontin. He looks over and sees George W. Bush having sex with a beautiful woman. Non-stop, sweaty, constant, back-breaking sex.

So the next time Satan is going by on an inspection tour, Rush complains. "This sucks! I have to suffer for all eternity, and that White House squatting frat boy gets to spend it with a beautiful woman."

The Devil replied, "Who are you to question my punishment of that woman?"



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louis-t Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-15-04 05:47 PM
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1. Haaaaaaaaa!!! Good one.
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southerngirlwriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-15-04 05:47 PM
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2. Good one!
:D
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benburch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-15-04 05:49 PM
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3. Couldn't happen soon enough!
And if he keeps popping those pills, it WILL.
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joefree1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-15-04 05:54 PM
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4. Going cold Turkey in a hot hell
Luv ya Rush.
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