You are in public and your privates itch... what do you do?

[elfwitch]

Poll question: You are in public and your privates itch... what do you do?

You are in a group (mixed company, or all girls/guys) and your private areas itch (boobs, butt, crotch), what do you do?

[Mick Knox]

1. Are you perving out today or what?

:bounce:

[elfwitch]

6. not exaclty...

Just living very much in my skin today.
The simple things of existence are on my mind today.

[Lizz612]

2. Hey!

The other one had options!

[GOPisEvil]

3. Go to the restroom and scratch away.

With the following exceptions:

1. All guys - then it is permissable for a guy to scratch himself. External only. :D

2. With SO - there's a certain level of comfort assumed. Once again, external only. :D

[bubblesby2002]

12. You just made me snort - in the office no less.

lol

[peekaloo]

4. Major-ly scratch the General area.

*lame* :dunce:

[Champ]

5. I scratch

fuck 'em. It won't matter 4,000 years from now.

[BurtWorm]

8. What if someone has a religious experience

witnessing you scratching your privates? What if they create a whole religion out of you scratching your privates--Champianity, let's call it. Four thousand years from know, Champians will be reciting paeans to your private scratch!

[Champ]

9. rotflmao

Now that would be interesting. Champianity, maybe I'll become an influentual cult leader! :D Don't worry, I'll tell everyone Champ wants you to vote democrat.

[elfwitch]

7. Go post in this one...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x1006459

My browser double posted this when I submitted.

My bad...

[catmandu57]

10. Well...

Usually happens in the grocery store, I'll hold on until we come into an empty aisle smile pretty for the security camera then scratch away.

[BurtWorm]

11. When will you ask what color is your underwear after your privates itch?

;)

[Endangered Specie]

13. If it itches, it shall be scratched; that is the order of things.

[Parrcrow]

14. Dance the Watusi

without music. This usually conquers the itch and avoids the embarassament of public scratching.