I am bored off my ass...

[VelmaD]

I just got back today from a little mini-vacation to the see parents and despite the fact that my body is in the office my head sure as hell isn't.

I should be working on a presentation I have to do next week. I should. But I'm not.

So...who wants to take a turn keeping me entertained? :)

[TXlib]

1. Unzip

*thud*

[VelmaD]

6. *thud*

Ok. I didn't get enough sleep last night to decipher that one.

What got unzipped and what hit the floor, pray tell? :evilgrin:

[TXlib]

10. I unzipped the pocket of my polar fleece.

A big bag of chocolate fell out. I was going to share.

What did you think it was?

No, never mind. NO SEX THREADS!

[VelmaD]

14. Mmm...chocolate...

even better than sex threads. :)

GIMME!

[TXlib]

26. Come and get it.

[VelmaD]

28. Wanta rassle for it?

;)

[TXlib]

48. Only in Jello.

[VelmaD]

50. Pick a flavor

I've always thought green goes well with my hair and eyes. :)

[arcane1]

11. hehe, thank you...

for doing that before I did... she does realize the *thud* is from hitting the ceiling, not the floor, right? :)

[VelmaD]

20. The ceiling?

Really?

Wowee.

[DS1]

34. are you smuggling cats across the border again?

[GOPisEvil]

2. Heh...too bad you weren't in the office yesterday.

DU's downtime would have been the perfect time to get a bunch of stuff done at the office. I got tons of little piddly crap done yesterday. My desk looks a lot better, too. One pile done. :7

[VelmaD]

9. Oh no, it never works out like that

Instead I was at my mom's house doing laundry and hitting "refresh" over and over and over again. x(

[BurtWorm]

16. Me too!

I had the most productive day of my eight years at this office yesterday. I'm celebrating yesterday's productivity today! Might celebrate it tomorrow too...

[NicoleM]

3. I would but

I can't think of any fun stories at the moment.

[VelmaD]

13. You could always juggle...

live ferrets. :)

[NicoleM]

22. Bean bags and tennis balls

are all I know how to juggle. Sorry. :)

[fryguy]

4. same here

btw - anyone have ideas how to bill my time on DU to clients?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=111&topic_id=21396&mesg_id=21396

[VelmaD]

7. Miscellaneous administration

At least that's how I enter it in my timekeeping every week. :)

[fryguy]

19. 40 hours of "administrative" in one week

might look a little suspicious....

[historian]

12. only to freepers

discovering bill clinton antics - theyll pay

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

5. Here you go

Enjoy :)

http://www.oddcast.com/vhost/bush/host.php?id=1

[VelmaD]

21. *snort*

That was too much fun. I especially like the little strappy leather harness outfit. Hooboy. ;)

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

24. You can make him all green and big like the Hulk

It IS too much fun!

[historian]

8. weeellllllllllllll

Elderly couple on ocean cruise - she falls overboard - search party returns empty handed - captain promises to keep in touch with husband - weeks later husband gets fax "sorry to inform you we have found your wife drowned in the ocean - there is an oyster attached to her rear end with a $50.000 pearl - pls advise."
Husband returned fax "send pearl - re bait trap and drop it back in"

[VelmaD]

17. Hee...

that's mean...funny...but mean. :)

[Shrek]

15. This occupied me for a long time yesterday

This guy is strangely addictive.

[VelmaD]

18. That was truly bizarre

*blink*

[Aristus]

23. Ich kann Ihr unterhalten, schatz.

Mochte Ihr eine Deutsche Ubung? :-)

Man, it's tough typing German when you don't have umlauts.

[VelmaD]

27. *perk*

Well well well, that woke my ass up. :)

Hey Ari. Please tell me you just asked if I wanted you to paddle me for the rest of the afternoon. ;)

[Aristus]

29. Well, sort of.

I told you I could entertain you, and asked you if you wanted a German lesson.

Do you want me to paddle you for the rest of the afternoon, or ask you for the rest of the afternoon? Your modifier wasn't dangling, but it was a little vague. B-) ;-)

[VelmaD]

31. Pedantic much?

:P

*bends over*

I'm ready for my German lesson, silly boy. ;)

[Aristus]

32. I dunno.

Can you endure a paddling AND play the Hitchhiker's Giude video game at the same time?

Aw, who cares?!?

:spank::spank::spank:

[VelmaD]

33. I can do both...

as long as I don't try to do actual work too. Only so much multi-tasking I can manage.

If you do your job right, I should get my ass kicked on that game. :)

[Aristus]

35. Well,

your ass has other things to worry about right now.

Holts maul, Fraulein!

:spank::spank::spank:

[VelmaD]

36. Maul?

Oooh...am I getting "mauled"? Woohoo!

[Aristus]

38. It means

shut up! You're being paddled. You must obey! :spank:

[VelmaD]

40. Wow...the Germans really make their language work...

all that in just 3 words. ;)

Shutting up now. :)

[Aristus]

42. Smart ass, uh, alec.

No. Holts maul by itself means shut up. The Germans do make some awfully long words though by stringing a bunch of them together. You can have a whole converstion in like five or six very long words!

Now, BENT OAFER!!!!

:spank::spank::spank:

Are you entertained yet?

[VelmaD]

44. That depends...

on what answer will ensure that you keep paddling and yelling at me in German. :)

[Aristus]

45. You're good for a little while longer just for calling me 'Ari.'

I'm surprised at you. I'm a liberal Democrat, and you paste me with the name of that lying sack of shit? Watch what you do, and watch what you say.........

B-)

:spank:

[VelmaD]

46. Oh GAWD I am SO sorry...

I didn't even think about that. Eep. *bats eyelashes and grovels prettily*

[Aristus]

47. Aw, I'm a sucker for pretty grovelling.

Here you go.

:spank:

[VelmaD]

49. tee-hee

When I'm a bad girl...I get paddled.

When I'm a good girl...I get paddled.

I'm not seeing a down-side to this AT ALL. :)

[Aristus]

51. Nobody is staring into your cubicle, I hope.

That could be bad.

I could do this all day. :-)

:spank::spank::spank:

[VelmaD]

54. And what have you been doing...

to develop that kind of stamina in your wrists? ;)

Oh, I am without adult supervision today...boss is on vacation til Thursday. Woohoo!

[Aristus]

56. Surgery, that's what.

Dirty minded, you. ;-)

And taking blood pressure, and pulse, and temperature. All in a day's work.

Are you talking again?????

:spank::spank::spank:

[VelmaD]

58. Hey, a dirty mind...

is a terrible thing to waste.

And of course I'm talking. Whatcha gonna do about it? :P

[Aristus]

59. I will shout:

"Holts maul!" and paddle you some more. Haven't you learned your lesson yet?

:spank::spank::spank:

[VelmaD]

60. Apparently not...

I'm kinda slow. Could take a while. :)

[Aristus]

61. Whew!

I'm getting tired.

And this kind of thing is not its own reward, you know. :-)

:spank:

[VelmaD]

63. Oh well, you can take a break...

I have to go to a "team meeting". :eyes:

I'll be back after a bit and we can discuss the appropriate reward for all your hard work. ;)

[Aristus]

64. I'll be right here.

:hi:

[VelmaD]

66. Hey...I'm back...

and grumpy. The meeting was short. But I went up to the 5th floor to get something out of the vending machine adn it ATE my money. *grump* x(

[Aristus]

67. Aw, I'm sorry, sweetie.

Welcome back, though.

[VelmaD]

68. Life just got better

One of my co-workers brough cupcakes and was just waiting til this afternoon to bring them out. WOOHOO! Mmm...cupcakes.

[Aristus]

69. Can I have one?

I still haven't received my reward, you know. ;-)

[VelmaD]

70. If I offer to let you...

lick the frosting off various body parts you aren't gonna start calling me "Cupcake", are ya? ;)

[Aristus]

71. Not unless you want me to, but

the Moderators would probably call us both names we wouldn't like. :+

[VelmaD]

72. Wouldn't be the worst thing...

I had been called around here. :)

[Fenris]

53. "Halt's Maul!" is the correct phrase, I think

I've retained that because it was shouted at me excessively by my German instructor.

[Aristus]

57. Mine always shouted "Hor doch AUF!"

or "Listen Up!!!"

[Fenris]

62. Oh, yeah, I remember that one. Mine used "Halt den Mund!" the most

Another "Shut your mouth!"

[Screaming Lord Byron]

25. Why not visit the Douglas Adams website

and play the text-only adventure game of Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy from the early '80s. OK. You have to be beyond bored, but there you go.

http://www.douglasadams.com/creations/infocomjava.html

[VelmaD]

30. I love those books

I remember that game from forever ago. Hard as hell. So far I'm awake and upright and can't see a damn thing. :)

[Screaming Lord Byron]

I was so excited about text-only adventures I double posted!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

37. I think you have to get out of bed, open your eyes

get your robe, check the pocket, take the analgesic and other stuff and get out of the house asap, before they knock it down. That's all I remember. Of course, you could just google a full solution if you wanted to cheat.

[fryguy]

39. always good for a few hours of entertainment

http://fun.from.hell.pl/2003-11-24/bubblewrap.swf

[VelmaD]

41. YOU ROCK!

I love it.

My momma and I actually sat and popped bubblewrap yesterday morning. :)

[fryguy]

43. manic mode is the best

reminds me of when you twist the bubble wrap on its self and pop loads of them at once.....now if I can only put that on my cell phone or palm to play with while on the subway....

[Mobius]

52. Look at my cats

they are very cute. That should entertain you for a little while:)
http://www.angelfire.com/ex2/throughthelens/myangels.html

[VelmaD]

55. What pretty kitties

I like your animated kitties too. :)

[Mobius]

65. thanx

:7