My mommie ate my Cadbury's Creme Egg

[Mass_Liberal]

I'm gonna cry. :cry:

[Deja Q]

1. I bought a few extra myself and am happy to share...

(And, no, I did not intend to put them in the microwave... LOL! :D )

[Dookus]

2. Then your mommie sucks

my mommie used to do the same thing.

[aquart]

3. It was chocolate, wasn't it?

Mommies own all the chocolate in the world. It is wholly and exclusively theirs.

I know this because my Mommy told me so.

[ProudGerman]

4. Bad Mommie

My mom used to do that first, because I tried to save them. But look at this way, you can get them a dozen for a dollar tomorrow at 7-11. (quite possibly not true, but may be close)

[Lisa]

5. sorry, but it's just something you'll have to bear ...

As my daddy pointed out in a similar circumstance, "You were a heck of a lot bigger than that measly box of chocolates when you were born."

[Deja Q]

6. I was smaller than that box of chocolates!

:P

I didn't even weigh as much as three bags of doritos at the time!

[Lisa]

7. even those tiny 100 g truffle boxes?

Depends on whether the chips were in vending-machine bags or the larger store kind!