Satire: Ann Coulter Announces That She's Carrying Satan's Child

[zls44]

This may be the funniest thing I've seen in months.

http://www.newshax.com/modules/news/article.php?storyid=386

[gratuitous]

1. Follow up: Prince of Darkness denies paternity!

"I wouldn't fuck that hag with your dick, mortal," said Satan before taking our plucky reporter Chester Copperbottom to the Pit of Hell.

[TrueAmerican]

2. Can't be

I thought Dubya was impotent?

[polmaven]

7. I guess not!

Apparently he's gay!...But, since when can men give birth?

I suppose with Satan, anything is possible!

[Woodstock]

3. Newshax looks hilarious

Why didn't you tell me sooner? This is the first time I've seen it - The Readers Choice headlines have me laughing hysterically! The Microsoft article is a blast.

[Clete]

4. Does Laura know, George aka as Satan did the wild thing

with Annthrax?

[madrchsod]

5. dam earlier today

i said her and haig were fuck`n in a slimy alley with seanie boy get`n sloppy seconds- (i was pissed off) but now i find out someone beat them to it..and it was satan! i guess those boys better get checked for std`s.

edit..i guess i should read better..it wasn`t satan!! maybe it was al or sean

[bleedingheart]

6. " I write like a gerbil with ADD,"

oh that is just too funny...

[Brazosboomer]

8. Fun with conservative men ----

So, this customer writes to me saying that he thinks Ann Coulter is oh so sexy, and that I'm just jealous of her.

Through the miracle of modern journalism, I reply right there in the newspaper, “Darlin’, she’s got an Adam’s Apple and a horse face. If you’re into transsexual bestiality, that’s fine with me, but shuddup about it. I don’t want to know.”

Editor Bosslady wouldn’t print it. She said that grossed even her out.

[David Zephyr]

9. I Thought That Mia Had Carried His Baby.

Hillarious piece! Thanks.