What will Bushco's stance on 'masturbation prevents prostate cancer' be ?

[Hoppin_Mad]

 " LONDON - A new study suggests frequent masturbation by men in their 20s provides protection against prostate cancer later in life.

Scientists in Australia determined that men in their 20s who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop aggressive prostate cancer later in life.

The study suggests ejaculation by means of masturbation provides better protection than ejaculation in sexual intercourse because men can pick up infections from intercourse that actually increase the risk of getting prostate cancer.

The Australian team was headed by Graham Giles of The Cancer Council of Victoria in Melbourne."  

Will they refute it ? Appoint a Presidential commission ?

I hope Scott Mcstumblebrain is asked this soon.

Russell Mokhiber is the man for the job.

[AnnabelLee]

1. I predict

they will trash Joycelyn Elders.;-)

[Imalittleteapot]

2. He'll say

Masturbation has no medical value and it makes you go blind.:shrug:

[madrchsod]

4. dam so that`s why

i have eye surgery in two weeks....

[madrchsod]

3. who was clinton`s med chief ?

elders? remember that masturbation bullshit..she was right..ha,ha,

[Ponderer]

5. Clinton's a fucking idiot

Damn baptist bible beater

[BiggJawn]

6. The WH opin? "Better to have that grenade go off in your crotch than...

...be tempted by "abuse"..."

If they'd say "Every time you masturbate, the Chimp gets a Migraine" I'd flog the HIDE off that trouser snake!

[mistertrickster]

7. Geeky wankers less likely to get cancer than suave ladies' men?

Now that's what I call, "Revenge of the Nerds!"

[Ferretherder]

8. (Sigh) Well, at least I can sleep well tonight!

n/t

[spanone]

9. What will Pat Robertson be praying for next?

[Sirius_on]

12. The internet to be turned off.

nt

[OneBlueSky]

10. things that Bush/Ashcroft will ban include . . .

Beatin’ the Bishop
Boppin' the Bologna
Boxing the Jesuit
Buffin’ the Butternut
Burpin’ the Worm
Callin’ Down For More Mayo
Charmin’ the Cobra
Chokin’ the Chicken
Cleanin’ the Pipes
Couch Hockey for One
Drainin’ the Dragon
Droppin’ Stomach Pancakes
Five Finger Olympics
Flippin’ Hotcakes
Flippin’ Yer Skippy
Floggin’ the Dog
Holdin’ Sausage Hostage
Jackin' the Beanstalk
Jenny Macarthy Jaunt
Jerkin’ the Gherkin
Jigglin’ the Jewelry
Knuckle Shuffle
Makin’ Bacon
Makin’ the Bald Guy Puke
Manipulatin’ the Mango
Milkin’ the Lizard
Oilin’ The Pogo Stick
One Handed Clapping
One Man Tug-O-War
Paddlin’ the Pickle
Pamela Anderson Polka
Peelin’ the Banana
Pettin’ the Dog
Playin’ the Stand-Up Organ
Pocket Pool
Polishin’ the Bayonet
Poppin’ the Porpoise
Poundin’ the Pomegranate
Pullin’ the Goalie
Punchin' The Munchkin
Punishin’ Percy
Ropin' the Long Horn
Roughin’ Up Roger
Roundin’ Up Suspects
Rubbin’ the Unicorn's Horn
Scratchin’ the Itch
Seasonin’ the Meat
Seein’ Mrs. Palmer & Her Five Daughters
Shakin’ Hands With Shorty
Shakin’ Hands With the Unemployed
Shakin’ the Snake
Shinin’ The Helmet
Shootin’ Sherman
Slammin’ the Ham
Slap Boxin’ the One-Eyed Champ
Slappin’ the Salami
Slingin’ Jelly
Sloppy Joe's Last Stand
Sloppy Sign Language
Strokin’ the Stallion
Smackin’ Your Sister
Snappin’ the Carrot
Spankin’ the Monkey
Spear Chuckin’
Squeezin’ the Charmin
Stall Clappin’
Stirrin’ the Soup
Tamin’ the Tiger
Tappin’ the Turkey
Tastin’ the Twinkie
Teasin’ the Python
Ticklin’ Elmo
Tossin’ the Boss
Tuggin’ the Tubesteak
Tug of War with Cyclops
Unwappin’ the Pepperoni
Waxin’ Jackson
Waxin’ the Weasel
Whackin’ the Doodle
Whippin’ the One-Eyed Wonder Weasle
Washin’ the Windows
White Water Wristin’
Windin’ the Jack-In-The-Box
Wrestlin’ the Eel
Yahtzee
Yankin’ the Crank
Yankin’ Doodle (It's a Dandy)

[Exultant Democracy]

11. Every time you masturbate...

God kills a kitten