No Chyld Left Behynd has mayde me smert

[BjohnsonMN]

Thaynk God dat Gyorge Boosh is in ofice to mayke our edukation sistem beder. Befoor teechers yused to tell theer studdents about soomthing kalled evilotioun, dat is so evil it even sdarts wit da ledders e-v-i-l. Now dey r teeching us bout indellegent desine. As da name implys dis is a more indellegent teory. Da Republikkkans in Kongress r dooing greet werk in fundieing r edukation sistem by kutting out da wayste. Day r evven drying too git voochers so dat I kan go to a skool were dey teech me dat da erth was kreated in sefen days. Da librul publik skools do not dell us de exaact nomber of daays da erth was kreated in, dat meens dey are morans. Gyorge Boosh has helpt indroduce moor klasses too teech bout freedum too. Freedum meens u kan sey anything u want as lon as it is soomthing dat tey would sey on Fox Noos. If u sey sommetin dat da peeple on Fox desgree wit den u hate freedum end can be wyretapped and drown in gitmo. God blss Merica.

[shenmue]

1. Hoohoo!

:rofl:

:7

Hysterical.

[proud2BlibKansan]

2. Here it is in Pig Latin

Aynkthay Odgay atday Yorgegay Ooshbay isyay inyay oficeyay otay aykemay ouryay edukationyay istemsay ederbay. Efoorbay eecherstay yuseday otay elltay eerthay uddentsstay aboutyay oomthingsay alledkay evilotiounyay, atday isyay osay evilyay ityay evenyay artssday itway aday edderslay e-v-i-lyay. Ownay eyday ray eechingtay usyay outbay indellegentyay esineday. Asyay aday amenay implysyay isday isyay ayay oremay indellegentyay eorytay. Aday Epublikkkansray inyay Ongresskay ray ooingday eetgray erkway inyay undieingfay ray edukationyay istemsay ybay uttingkay outyay aday aysteway. Ayday ray evvenyay yingdray ootay itgay oochersvay osay atday Iyay ankay ogay otay ayay oolskay ereway eyday eechtay emay atday aday erthyay asway eatedkray inyay efensay aysday. Aday ibrullay ublikpay oolsskay oday otnay ellday usyay eday exaactyay ombernay ofyay aaysday aday erthyay asway eatedkray inyay, atday eensmay eyday areyay oransmay. Yorgegay Ooshbay ashay elpthay indroduceyay oormay assesklay ootay eechtay outbay eedumfray ootay. Eedumfray eensmay uyay ankay eysay anythingyay uyay antway asyay onlay asyay ityay isyay oomthingsay atday eytay ouldway eysay onyay Oxfay Oosnay. Ifyay uyay eysay ommetinsay atday aday eeplepay onyay Oxfay esgreeday itway enday uyay atehay eedumfray endyay ancay ebay yretappedway andyay owndray inyay itmogay. Odgay blssay Ericamay.


http://rinkworks.com/dialect/

[yardwork]

3. Bush: No Child Left a Dime

[rzemanfl]

4. I had no eyedear u wuz so smert. Coupdoos. On edit

"coupdoze" sorrE abt my spellink. Frog talk iz hard werk.

[BjohnsonMN]

5. i cee yu r smert too.

Luts smerter den al thuse dam libruls whu beeleve da erth is rond.

[rzemanfl]

7. Yer not smert enuf to use a name here dat don say who you is

an where ya lives. Me neither. Or maybe yah are?

[JanMichael]

6. God Bless Amerika, and Happy Jesus Birthday to you!

Gud luck with your further education endeavors.