I received an overseas call this morning

[Evergreen Emerald]

Just in case I was under surveillance I said, in the middle of a conversation to an international shop owner, and completely out of the blue, "Bush Sucks" and she responded, "I know." And then we went on with our transaction as if never happened.

[helderheid]

1. you made me laugh out loud

:thumbsup:

[GreenPartyVoter]

2. *lmbo*

:rofl:

[Richard D]

3. It's OK

We already know all about the call . . .

[helderheid]

4. hehehehhe

[Evergreen Emerald]

7. Hahaha

Uh-Oh! I better stop ordering international porn! I'll get a reputation!

[Richard D]

42. It's OK

Don't stop. We're enjoying the stuff you download.

[jimshoes]

5. I wonder if they were listening in

on the Yellow Pages call I got from India today? Those poor Indians must hate talking to me. I'm never the person they're looking for and I never give them the answers they want. And I alway hang up just before they finish their business, whatever their business is.

[C_U_L8R]

6. Ingenius & Funny. Say what would....

what would happen if we ALL started
using random "keywords" in our phone calls and emails....
Bush's whole "Spy on America" program
would fall to pieces.. n'est ce pas ??

(wait...am i allowed to suggest that ??? there aren't any black helicopters or white vans nearby are there????)

osama dc base trigger prophet party bush boom

[Evergreen Emerald]

11. That would be funny...

...they would have a vast left-wing conspiracy on their hands.

[mzteris]

8. Wow - that takes me back

to when hubby #1 was in the Navy back in the 70's..... we'd always say "F--k Hoover" during our phone conversations when he onboard the ship.

And when he was deployed to the Med, we'd write "FTN" or "The Navy cares nothing about families" on the back of our envelopes. (FTN: F--k the Navy)

[nadinbrzezinski]

9. Lord that does bring me back

this is still common among Navy families, in case you wonder

FUCK HOOOVER!

[Evergreen Emerald]

13. Interesting

You have always been a rebel. :)

[MadisonProgressive]

10. You traitorous bitch!!

You're going to hell! First stop is GITMO!!

SERIES1111!!!

[Evergreen Emerald]

12. lol

I am not sure where we are anymore. If this is not hell, we are at least through the looking glass where the bad guys were the white hats (and the good guys are wire-tapped).

[johnaries]

14. You didn't say anything about Project, X, did you? n/t

[Evergreen Emerald]

15. I was very good

I did mention the sea-foam dinga. I hope I gave nothing away!

[MadisonProgressive]

16. Ever hear the saying "Loose lips sink ships"?

Icksnay on the Xnay!

[Evergreen Emerald]

22. Drat! I will have to learn to keep my mouth shut...

..I hope they have not broken the igpay-atinlay odecay!

[donheld]

17. We have to all make a habit of doing just that

:yourock:

[meti57b]

18. my ISP's tech support is in India. Last time I called them ...............

they couldn't understand me and I couldn't understand them. I wonder if we had a suspicious conversation.

[Evergreen Emerald]

23. Your conversation is likely in transcript form on a translator's desk

They are having a heck of a time breaking the code.

[mcscajun]

19. For the past five years, I've been adding a Big "Hello, FBI!"

"CIA, and anyone else who's listening!" to any phone call I have where politics is discussed, or I mention any of the Hot Words that might trigger Carnivore. :)

"Fuck Cheney" and "Bush Sucks" also manages to sneak in there from time to time. If I happen to even stray near anything that could remotely be considered "a threat to the President" (like that phrase, indeed!) I put in "Hey, Secret Service! Just Kidding!" I know they have NO sense of humor, but still... :evilgrin:

I don't wear a :tinfoilhat: but it pays to have fun just in case they are listening in. :rofl:

[Evergreen Emerald]

25. That cracks me up!

My mom has also been doing that a number of years. I have an account on AOL, and my mother sends me funny and enlightening DU conversations. Many times the e-mail is held up for days--or not received at all. We have assumed we are monitored by the administration for our liberal view points.

[Pachamama]

36. Hee hee....my friends and I are just going to say "Hi Agent Mike!" Then I

think I'll start adding "doesn't it suck to be a brownshirt for a fascist administration and be pissing all over the 4th Amendment? What a feeling of impotence that must cause to be under orders to spy on your fellow citizens for the sociopath in the white house posing as the King of the World".

A few Fuck Bush's will also be in order these days...I am so pissed, I don't care if ANYONE hears me say what Mofo's I think the occupants of the White House....

[petgoat]

41. Some years ago there was a campaign to send really weird

postcard messages through the mail.

[blonndee]

20. LOL Like on Letterman last night, Biff with the phone:

"Hey, Bush! Mind your own f+@$in' business, dumbass."

[helderheid]

28. I missed that! Wonder if there is a video online floating around with that

[Triana]

21. Off to Gitmo fer you - you Enema Combatant! (n/t)

[Evergreen Emerald]

24. Yikes!

I will be kept indefinitely until I recant. But, my position is strong: BUSH SUUUUCCCCKKKKKSSSS! I may fold, however under torture. Unless...will I be handcuffed?

[MadisonProgressive]

27. Aw....

:spank:

[Cults4Bush]

26. Funniest most Zen thing Ive read in a while! Thanks! n/t

[rosesaylavee]

29. Well, as he doesn't respond to letters,

phone calls, emails, or protestors on his front lawn, how else can we communicate with the bastard?

[Evergreen Emerald]

33. Good point!

We may be on to something. Our phone calls could serve a dual purpose. The obvious purpose as well as speaking to the president!

[ticapnews]

30. Why do you hate America?

The men in the black SUVs will be coming for you...

:P

[Terran1212]

31. I do that sometimes (because my family has government people)

My sister is Homeland Security -- in fact, I'm typing this on her government laptop right now. I sometimes leave notes for the inevitable surveillance...

[Evergreen Emerald]

32. That must be fun!

You could create all sorts of havoc.

[Terran1212]

34. Don't give me ideas

; )

[crispini]

35. Bwahahahahaha!

:thumbsup:

[greiner3]

37. Good one;

I'm glad they don't, but if my children still lived in Gremany I would try stuff like that. My children know I'm a bit off anyway.

Happy Holidays!

[Ioo]

38. Be Polite, Always say Good-Bye Twice...

Once to your mother, and once to the guy that is tapping the phone.

[greiner3]

39. for Google alerts, I have 'George W Bush is dead';

And every day alerts come in. Amazing how many news items have w and dead in the same context. I'm also wondering if it was that day I signed up for the service, or soon after that I was picked up by homeless security?

[BiggJawn]

40. "Are you getting all this down, Agent Mike?"

I occassionally say that when discussing "that crazy sumbitch" on the phone....

[sproutster]

43. LOL I was thinking... We should call someone overseas

On christmas day and talk about impeaching Bush. :D Give those wiretapping f*cks a happy holiday.

[Evergreen Emerald]

44. That would be fun!

They are probably so bored, what does Green Peace do over the holidays?