& the Lord said, 'celebrate my birthday every winter & buy many gifts'

[mopaul]

..and decorate a spruce or pine or fir with many bright baubles and go ye to walmart and purchase large amounts of crap and send it to your relatives, do this in rememberance of me'.

and if anyone should dare to call my birthday a 'holiday' instead of 'christmas' then damned be he unto hell for all eternity, ye shall smiteth him and all his children for generations to come, for it would please the Lord most highly.

[C_U_L8R]

1. And pray to my envoy..

the fat man Nicholas in the suit of red

[calico1]

2. ....and if ye shall be fighting over that last

XBox or whatever latest popular toy of the year it is, thou shall bitch slap and tramply thy fellow shopper for said item...blessed be the lord.

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

3. That was in the Dead Tree Scrolls, right?

:shrug:

[maxsolomon]

4. and taketh the pagan traditions & maketh them thine own

blurring the line betwixt the two till none shall know what a solstice or equinox even is.

then shalt thou call my father by the norse word "God" instead of the hebrew YHWH or Jehovah or the latin Deus or the arabic Allah.