During these Holidays, some should be thankful for NSA...

[MessiahRp]

After all many of us have no families and it's good to have someone there for us. A big brother who is there on every phone call with us, who shares our e-mail, who knows our every move. It's good to have someone watching over us and caring about what we do.

After all we might not have anybody else in our lives but now we can have a big brother.

I know who's getting a Christmas Card from me this year and a gift card for Wal-Mart. :)

:sarcasm:

Rp

[leveymg]

1. Too funny. Send it to him - he'll get a big kick out of it.

[email protected]

[Canuckistanian]

2. As Randi says..

The NSA is listening in on all your phone sex for free and not even offereing to go halfsies with you.

This is an outrage!

[nickyt]

3. No no no, MessiahRp, it's "Christmasdays"! Would you please pay

attention and get it straight!?
I, too, get that warm & fuzzy feeling knowing I'm being watched like a hawk by my NSA bro!

[EC]

4. If you have any newer electronics with a V-chip

they may be listening to you through your TV, too...

[Batgirl]

5. Thanks for that reminder of what's really important

When all of this hooplah dies down and people have a chance to really think about it, they will realize the NSA is actually the big brother they may have never had. Someone who will protect us from playground bullies, walk us to the bus stop, or just ask us how our day was. (of course that will be a rhetorical question because they will already know how our day was.)

Feeling unknown
And you’re all alone
Flesh and bone
By the telephone
Lift up the receiver
I’ll make you a believer

Take second best
Put me to the test
Things on your chest
You need to confess
I will deliver
You know I’m a forgiver

It's just like having one's own Personal Jesus watching over us and I for one am grateful.
In fact that reminds me I have presents to wrap. Just a little something to show my appreciation.



"The Sooper Snooper 4-Way Scope by Marx allows you to spy over walls, behind you, and to the right and left."

Silly me, I just caught myself wondering how I can notify the recipients. But then I remembered: I don't have to notify them of anything -- they just already know! They know everything, just like mommy and daddy and santa and god, all rolled into one.