So my husband and I were trying to figure out what exactly bush is

[mcctatas]

protecting us from. "Not incompetent cronies" says I, "Nope, and not predatory pricing from oil companies" says he. "It can't be global warming" says I, "You're right honey, and it's obviously not terrorism because the department of homeland security is a mess" he replies. After much debate, Mr. Mcctatas had an epiphany: "Holy Shit, I've figured it out" he says with a huge grin, "It's wealth he's protecting us from, he's seen what greed and corruption has doen to his friends, family and party, he's protecting our immortal souls". So I say, Thank You Mr. pResident for keeping us in our place!:sarcasm:

[RagingInMiami]

1. We all sleep better at night because of the shrub

Thank you, shrub. I've seen how wealth can corrupt and I want no part of it.

[rosesaylavee]

2. Where's my hair shirt?

Ahhhh, there it is under the pile of rags I use for a bed.

[mcctatas]

12. Rags?!

Where'd you get rags? Braggart.:smoke:

[shenmue]

3. For over a year...

his economic policies have protected me from having a steady job.

Oh, I used to get so bored sitting in traffic every morning! Thank you, thank you, thank you!

:sarcasm:

[rosesaylavee]

4. Praise W.

Hey, isn't this how cults are started? Unreasonable demands made on 'followers' and 'followers' in lock step with whatever is demanded even if it is painful. All we are missing is for W to perform a miracle.

Koolaid anyone?

[mcctatas]

5. Couldn't it be considered a miracle that he manages to ride a bicycle

without falling off.....oops, never mind.;)

[rosesaylavee]

9. Or maybe with all that 'hard work', he never breaks

a sweat?

[Cleita]

6. Pssst! I heard it from a reliable RW source....

he's protecting us from Cindy Sheehan and her ilk.

[Jade Fox]

7. He's protecting us from those who hate us for our freedoms....

by taking those freedoms away.

Don't you feel safer now?

[mcctatas]

11. Oh boy...

now I'll be able to sleep tonite. I watched his "press conference" today and couldn't help thinking that I would seriously not even trust him to dog-sit much less protect my life. Shifty eyed sneering chucklefuck makes me want to puke!:grr:

[Solomon]

8. Very nice post.

[Straight Shooter]

10. bush is protecting me from seeing what true democracy looks like

Otherwise, I might actually be unhappy with that mofo squatting in the Oval Office. But, like bush, I remain blissfully ignorant.

:sarcasm:

[mcctatas]

13. Holy Shit...

ignorance is contagious?!;)