Where is Dick Cheney? Testifying in front of a Fitzgerald Grand Jury...

[NNN0LHI]

...I hope. Would we know if he was? If he didn't claim any type of privilege or anything and just appeared would anyone even know about it? I don't know? Nice thought though, huh?

Don

[vptpt]

1. He's probably out somewhere

eating the heart of a newborn child.

[hippiechick]

2. ... hiding from the ghost of Jacob Marley ....

:rofl:

[Beetwasher]

3. Probably Somewhere Drinking The Blood of Young Boys

While watching direct video feeds of prisoners being tortured.

[seemslikeadream]

4. In the basement till the sun goes down

[PurpleChez]

6. Of course, he would have to sleep in the soil of his native land...

but would that be Texas? Wyoming? Transylvania? Or wherever it is that they dig up the "Pizuzu" statue at the beginning of "The Exorcist"? Evil fucking bastard.

[seemslikeadream]

7. maybe he's had some of that native soil sent to the White House

and set up his own compost bin

[PurpleChez]

8. Dude! Freakish!

That's gonna give me nachtmares!

[kansasblue]

5. hello! "undisclosed location" ....shhhhhhhhh