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npincus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 10:13 AM
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What would you like to give Ann Coulter for Christmas?
I'd give her a one-way broomstick to fly off on.
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AtomicKitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 10:13 AM
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1. A dirt nap.
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klook Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 10:14 AM
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2. Unshaveable leg hair (n/t)
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npincus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 10:16 AM
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4. LOL- she already has some on her face
meow meow meow!

Does DU have an exception clause for nastiness directed towards Ann Coulter? Moderator?
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Bloodblister Bob Donating Member (269 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 10:16 AM
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3. An a** f***ing.
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Norquist Nemesis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 10:17 AM
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5. A big steak
that she chokes on.
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Spinzonner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 10:17 AM
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6. Radioactive Iodine
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tanyev Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 10:18 AM
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7. More pie!
Or, in the spirit of the season, a nice big fruitcake in the face.
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KC_25 Donating Member (363 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 10:19 AM
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8. a dildo and some batteries...maybe some lube
closest thing to the real thing that I am willing to go, to get her to loosen up a bit
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npincus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 10:20 AM
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9. tick... tock... counting the seconds till htis thread gets locked!
I hope not, though.

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KC_25 Donating Member (363 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 10:21 AM
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10. that not allowed?
I'll edit it?
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npincus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 10:27 AM
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22. don't know... I know the 'b'-word is a no-no
but, I would leave it as is. After all, it's more concise than saying "electronic device meade of rubber or plastic which is either cordless or plug-in..." and I'll leave off the rest!

tee hee

That witch is only reaping what she has sown, in my opinion!
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derby378 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 11:01 AM
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68. The b-word is "batteries?"
:shrug:
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julialnyc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 10:21 AM
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11. a condom so he doesn't reproduce
N?T
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npincus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 10:28 AM
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26. LOL
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Historic NY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 10:22 AM
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12. A bag filled with crap, like she/he is........n/t
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Rockholm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 10:23 AM
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13. A Heart
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KC_25 Donating Member (363 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 10:24 AM
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15. her body would reject it
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Rockholm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 10:28 AM
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24. Too true.
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Sinistrous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 10:23 AM
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14. An indictment.
Inciting terroristic acts would be an adequate charge.
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 10:25 AM
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Bluzmann57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 07:15 PM
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40. Coulter with a child?
No Noooooooooooo! It's just too scary to think that he/she would poison a kid's mind like her's/his is poisoned. Besides, only women have reproductive organs.
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Ilsa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 10:26 AM
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17. A big old chicken bone that will stick in her craw. eom
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HughBeaumont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 10:26 AM
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18. A fiberglass-and-phosphorous enema.
A close shave.
Clostridium Botulism.
10,000 non-pacifist liberals.
A date with Rush Limbaugh's magic cyst.
Two strands of my gential hair.
A steel-toed boot up the ass.
50,000 papercuts and dunked in a chlorine hot tub.
A drink from a pressure washer.
Two pounds of uncut Brazilian cocaine.
Repeated chest chops from Chris Benoit.
Clawhammer anal love.
Frank Drebin.
Adorable Adrian Adonis.
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npincus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 10:38 AM
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31. oh my!
Edited on Thu Dec-08-05 10:38 AM by npincus
I can't think of anyone else who would deserve such abundance.
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HughBeaumont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 11:14 AM
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36. I can.
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npincus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 11:20 AM
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37. I hear Satan is warming up his Neocon Grill...
in case Cheney doesn't get what he deserves in THIS world.
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ThatsMyBarack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 10:26 AM
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19. This:
The hideously huge fruitcake I saw posted in the DU lounge just now!
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madrchsod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 10:26 AM
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20. about 20 lbs
and a date with jesus.
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AntiCoup2K4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 01:27 AM
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51. Hey, what did Jesus ever do to you?
...to deserve a date with Manndrew?
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Crankie Avalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 10:27 AM
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21. Her two front balls...her two front balls...her two front balls.
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npincus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 10:27 AM
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23. ROFLMAO
did I get that acronym right?
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Vogon_Glory Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 10:28 AM
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25. A Miracle That Only G*d Could Give Her
I'd like to give Ms. Coulter a miracle that only the Almighty could give her. I'd like to give her a new body with short arms, short legs, a stocky frame, a dark completion, and homely features. Coulter would get to keep her long, straight, hair, except that it would grow thicker and turn black.

I would also like to take away her command of the English language, make Quechua her primary language, Spanish a second language, and citizenship in some small, impoverished Andean country.
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npincus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 10:30 AM
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27. Wow, that's creative.
Sounds like poetic justice.
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ticapnews Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 10:33 AM
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28. A year in a Wal*Mart factory in China.
.
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Lyle Donating Member (190 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 10:34 AM
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29. A teabag!! n/t
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Tamarin Donating Member (337 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 10:35 AM
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30. A sandwich.
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SeveneightyWhoa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 12:42 AM
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46. Ditto.
You took my answer. :evilgrin:
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orion9941 Donating Member (256 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 10:44 AM
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32. Duct tape
That way she has something to hold her 'junk' back like all the other drag queens do.
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malta blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 10:46 AM
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33. a swift kick in the A$$
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converted_democrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 10:46 AM
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34. I'd buy her a soul, a heart, and maybe a conscience to go with it. n/t
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Loonman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 10:47 AM
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35. A large print copy of the Constitution
So that Nazi bitch can find out how much of a fascist she is.
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npincus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 07:08 PM
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38. at the top of HER list:
a bl*wj*b from Sean Hannity
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Rocknrule Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 07:12 PM
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39. A copy of "Dude, Where's My Country?"
:evilgrin:
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kcwayne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 07:17 PM
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41. GI gear and a ticket to Iraq
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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 07:25 PM
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42. Skydiving lessons,
Edited on Thu Dec-08-05 07:27 PM by Cleita
with Randi Rhodes as her partner and in charge of the rip cord to her parachute.
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saltpoint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 12:28 AM
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43. a copy of Shakespeare's sonnets.
The woman does not respond to socio-political common sense, as she's so hellbent on fire-belching and character-smearing.

We have to call in the big guns.

Call down to the bullpen and have the Sonnets start warming up...
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unpossibles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 12:36 AM
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44. a clue. n/t
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drdtroit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 12:39 AM
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45.  A Brain.
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MurrayDelph Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 01:05 AM
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47. A boot to the head!
"People talking in picture shows,
People smoking in bed,
People voting Republican,
Give them a boot to the head"

-- The Frantics
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KharmaTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 01:28 AM
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52. I Was Thinking Hot Pokers In The Eyes
But this will work as well...

As well as an hour with the Tai master...boot to the head...zooop...
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Best_man23 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 01:19 AM
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48. A 12 month tour in Iraq
Let her tour Fallujah with the Marines, ride in unarmored Humvees, and pound sand.
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walldude Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 01:23 AM
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49. A clue.... n/t
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 01:26 AM
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50. A solid kick in the nads. ............... n/t



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Buns_of_Fire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 01:34 AM
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53. An atomic wedgie
It's all I can afford to give ANYONE this year.

  1. It's affordable.
  2. It's remembered.
  3. No one ever turns their back on you ever again.
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Zambero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 01:35 AM
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54. Rabies shots
It might be too late however.
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 01:53 AM
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55. Antipsychotics
That witch needs to chill the heck out, big time.
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Can o Beans Donating Member (328 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 01:55 AM
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56. Crabs*
*with someone else's equipment.
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anitar1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 04:19 AM
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57. New clothes to go with her adams apple. n/t
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 09:23 AM
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58. a turd ornament
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npincus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 09:48 AM
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59. tee hee
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 09:51 AM
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60. An M-16 and a ticket to Baghdad!
Edited on Sat Dec-10-05 09:53 AM by Hubert Flottz
And Rush for a buddy over there, to watch her back!

Edit...I almost forgot...And some pig feed!
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 10:09 AM
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61. A weenie warmer for her 'package' (n/t)
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 10:12 AM
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62. Sessions with a sex abuse therapist
There's obviously abuse in her past.
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 10:15 AM
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63. a feeding tube
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slampoet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 10:45 AM
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64. I think Coulter needs.....Cookies!!!
and lots of them!!! STAT!! Keep the eggnog coming.


Either that or a couple of marimba malletts so she can play her ribs.
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formercia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 10:56 AM
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65. A one way ticket back to the Insane Asylum cesspool
she was conjured out of.
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SHRED Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 10:57 AM
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66. A sex change~~to a woman
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Kansas Wyatt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 10:59 AM
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67. A Strap-On
Then he/she can feel like a real man, and won't be confused into thinking he/she must portray himself/herself as a woman (quickly transforming into an alien specimen), because he/she only has a little 'nub' down there. It would also eliminate all of the deviant negative sexual frustration built up, that he/she releases by lashing out at all of the normal people or the Reich Wing opposition.
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derby378 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 11:06 AM
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69. Give her what she REALLY wants and get it over with
By that, I mean Condoleezza Rice and a strap-on intimacy-enhancing prosthetic.

:evilgrin:
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hippiegranny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 11:07 AM
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70. a sandwich
and a clue.
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