Osama confesses: I bombed Daily Kos

[kpete]

(Kpete:) from one who missed Daily Kos today to the rest of you who suffered along with me: At Daily Kos- after a Down morning, the reason is revealed:

Dear Infidel Bloggers:

We are al-Qaida: you are merely---al Pie-da. May the hairs in your filthy beards fall into your Dutch apple Marie Callender's pies. The strong will prevail, and your victory over our terrorist forces is only temporary.
Who will defeat me? Your "Armando"? Send me this Armando. I will send him back in plastic bag. Paper, if you prefer. Osama is nothing if not flexible.

In conclusion: "I'll be back." And I trademarked this phrase long before that infidel steroid-using pervert in "Californiastan" did, either.
Phttt.

Sincerely, and happy Hanukkah,
Osama bin Laden

http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2005/12/3/144227/947