Caption Chimpy after his speech

[Sparkly]

[mike_c]

1. god I need a drink....

eom

[Kierkegaard]

6. "God, am I drunk..."

eom

[Sanity Claws]

2. Glad that's over

Hope there's no questions.

[BattyDem]

3. Oh shit, look at their faces ... they didn't buy a single word of it!

:evilgrin:

[Radio_Lady]

4. "Whew! Gotta get home and rest up. I worked hard today... or maybe I wuz

hardly workin'!"

It'll be better when you get back to using that chain saw on brush, you Bozo, and not on the U.S.A. and Iraq!

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

5. Me Talk Good For Monkey. Whoo whoo hee hee

[LVdem]

7. "I've soiled myself..."

[niallmac]

8. "I don't eat enough fiber."

...oops, LVdem beat me to it.

[misternormal]

9. Slipping in the polls again???

I need an alka-seltzer.

[jeff30997]

10. Oops! I need a new diaper !

[WI_DEM]

11. what's that smell? oh, it's me.

[dkofos]

12. That's not an enthusiastic response, damit, I ordered an

enthusiastic response. I'm the commander in chief ya know.

[kliljedahl]

13. I made a poopy in my pants

Keith’s Barbeque Central

[democrank]

14. Dang. Is there really a website called

awolbush.com?

[Tony_Illinois]

15. " Fuckin' Speechwriters -- Even I Don't Believe This Shit "

[AlCzervik]

16. Mumbling under his breath---

"those fuckers told me i'd have the summers off and i'd only give happy speeches!"

[warrior1]

17. He's a lying sack of crap

He's a lying sack of crap.
He's a lying, scheming, stinking, nasty
sack of liquid crap.

Blink blink.

[kansasblue]

18. "damn, Dad told me the Iraq thing would be a mess!"

[Lefty48197]

19. I hope my poll numbers fall less than they did last time I gave a speech.

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[RUMMYisFROSTED]

20. Like a Bush in the headlights.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

21. Damn. I forgot Poland. It's hard.

[Rocknrule]

22. Oh shit, I just turned my Fruit of the Looms into a fudge factory