Republican Women ..... Wow they are hot.

[Botany]

and to think I used to love Northern Exposure :puke:

[in_cog_ni_to]

1. Janine Turner is a REPUKE?

That makes me sick. One more actor to add to my boycott list. :)

on edit...Northern Exposure was one of my favorite shows. I NEVER missed it. :(

[jilln]

4. she's a fur ho too

I saw her at a movie opening (she was there for something else) and she had on this big fur coat when it wasn't even that cold out. The things vanity makes people do...

[Dogmudgeon]

33. Don't get too upset about the fur

John Lennon loved fur. He had a whole room in his digs at the Dakota for his fur collection.

He wasn't exactly a Republican ... although a little too skinny for a walrus.

--p!

[jilln]

72. sick, sick, sick...

i hope paul mccartney (who is boycotting china now because they sell dog and cat fur to the world) can make up for that!

[AspenRose]

92. "Fur ho":

Brilliance magazine cover: "Texas style and substance"

[norml]

22. Awful Plastic Surgery: Oh no, not Janine Turner

Janine Turner (of the now defunct tv show 'Northern Exposure') is looking 'surprised'. Her eyes now tilt up at the corners. Also her lips look much larger from being stuff with collagen. Janine is only 42.

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/005507.html

[SmokingJacket]

31. She used to be really pretty, but she wrecked herself.

Being a Repub will do that to you, but she hurried the process with surgery.

That's one of my favorie anti-celebrity websites of all time! Along with bitterwaitress.com.

[tiptoe]

41. she's ugly...can she be repaired?

[NightOwwl]

49. hehehehe....I love that site....

Whenever I start to worry about looking old...I take a look at some of the scary pictures.

Totally, off topic, I know...but have you seen Meg Ryan lately? She's gone from being absolutely adorable to downright freaky looking:

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/000303.html

[rucky]

24. If I see her on the street, I'll say...

"Hey, you're the gal from the nasal spray ads! I love that one where you list the side effects. Could you autograph my perscription?"

[AspenRose]

82. I thought they were eye drops!

Oh well, same difference :-) Shilling for the pharmaceuticals.

[triguy46]

58. Check out her website

Her 'spirituality' page is straight from focus on the family. She has a link to a pregnancy counseling center, obviously one of those "ANYTHING is better than an abortion and you will SANCTIFIED AND BLESSED by not taking control of your reproductive rights."

[triguy46]

61. Ann Coulter is lucifer/satan/beezelbub. Totally hot.

[AspenRose]

79. Me either

One of my favorite shows ever. But Janine was a beauty queen and lives in Texas....this doesn't come as a big surprise.

Rich and famous Texas (Dallas) folk have this thing about shopping, designer cars, spas, plastic surgery and loving the GOP. You have to go to Tom Thumb dressed to the nines (if you're a wannabe trying to attract the right kind of people. Of course, REALLY rich people don't do their own shopping at Tom Thumb! But some single plastic surgeon or oil and gas lawyer might.). Being from San Antonio, Dallas culture has always mystified me. Houston's got rich and famous GOP types too, but not as bad as Dallas.

And then you have your kick-ass Austinites ;-)

[Hobarticus]

2. Janine Turner??? Noooooooo!

That just...hurts.

[Botany]

10. She lives in Texas and likes the lifestyle

[phaseolus]

12. What the HELL happened to her mouth???!?!?

anyway, there exists a photoshopped version of that 'hot republican women' poster, only with less-flattering pics. I'll look for it on fark.com during my lunch hour if someone else doesn't find it first, it's hilarious...

[in_cog_ni_to]

15. B-O-T-O-X?????

;)

[phaseolus]

21. Karl Rove belly fat injections??

:puke:

[Kali]

36. attacked by bees????

my god

maybe the horse kicked her in the mouth

[Justice Is Comin]

42. She's using Michael Jacksons doctor.

[jmowreader]

109. Permanent lipliner, perhaps?

'Course, shooting enough collagen to rebuild someone's knee in there probably didn't help matters either.

The big fad here (we're SO behind the times) is to either apply or have tattooed on a real dark lipliner then use a lipstick that's about ten shades lighter. This is a look that screams "look at me! I use lipliner!" Uhh...ladies, lipliner is a dam to keep your lipstick from migrating to your chin, not a fashion statement in its own right.

Which reminds me: is there actually a point to permanent lipliner?

[booksenkatz]

19. I thought wax lips were normally worn at Halloween? nt

[Hobarticus]

70. What lifestyle....rodeo clown?

I'm sorry, I'm just venting.

[AspenRose]

84. !

:spray: :rofl: :patriot:

[SammyWinstonJack]

96. LOL

What gave her away, the hat or the lips? :rofl:

[maxsolomon]

91. She always stands in that 3/4 pelvis turn

that was you can't see her GIANT REPUBLICAN ASS.

[atommom]

75. Doesn't surprise me too much. I remember reading an article

about her, back when Northern Exposure was popular, and she said she'd been fighting with the writers, trying to make her character "softer" and "more feminine." (Personally, I think that would have leached away everything that was interesting about her character.) In real life, she said, she wouldn't even run out to the mailbox unless she was completely made-up. I got the impression she was a very conservative person.

[oregonindy]

3. what do you expect...they are rich, dont care about others and live

pretty stress free lives.

[stepnw1f]

7. Not All Rich are Repukes (nt)

[oregonindy]

69. true but I was talking specifically about the pictures above

[Individualist]

5. Here's another repug hottie for you

www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=5480870

[Cha]

18. Yeah, and those big bows do

so much for her stature.

[Touchdown]

55. I never noticed Jean had bat wings on her head.

How appropriate

[Atman]

6. So which ones are supposed to be "hot?"

Beauty is skin deep, but hate is to the bone.

And what the hell is Laura Bush doing on this list? I guess some think she's hot in that douty grandmother sort of way???

I think smart women are the sexiest thing going, which makes this batch of losers one of the un-hottest, un-sexiest group I've ever seen.

Oh, and as for Janine Turner...have you ever seen her on a talk show? She's as dumb as sack of possums. Is it any wonder she's a Republican?

[Individualist]

38. Not this one

[BlueEyedSon]

8. Major

:puke:

Funny how someone's personality can make them absolutely repulsive....

[gauguin57]

9. I saw some bio of Janine Turner, and she sounded like a holy roller

So I'm not surprised she's a repuke

[DKStreet]

56. Didn't she have an illegitimate child?

And refused to name the father, but rumour was it was Jerry Jones'(owner of the Cowboys) son? BTW--I have no idea why I remember this.

[BlueEyedSon]

11. Here's HOT

(sorry, too lazy to find pix)
Janeanne Garofalo
Arianna Huffington
Katrina vanden Heuvel
Jane Fonda

[MadisonProgressive]

66. I love Janeane!

[Atman]

104. I looove Janeane!

Remember that crappy old movie, "Truth about Cats and Dogs" in which Janeane played the "ugly" roommate of Uma Thurma? When I saw that, I totally hated it because...well, because it sucked. But, the big reason I felt it sucked was because it was totally unbelievable to me that someone would find Uma so hot, but Janeane was supposed to be too ugly to get a date. I'd pick Janeane over scrawny-assed Uma any day of the week. Smart, funny women are soooooo hot!

[MadisonProgressive]

106. She's a cutie!

[AspenRose]

88. The Kerry daughters!

[NewJeffCT]

93. Not to mention

Natalie Portman:


Eliza Dushku

[0007]

13. LOL! Yeah they're some real Yankee Doodle Dandies, 'eh?

[Roxy66]

14. Laura Bush is a closet Dem...she was an outspoken Dem before Bush

ruined her. But, the company you keep tells all

[cascadiance]

102. That was before she was "replaced"...

[Roxy66]

16. Turn on MSNBC...Morgan is a Dem!

She is gorgeous

[Buns_of_Fire]

27. She sure is. She's my wife.

Uhhhhh..... Yeah, that's the ticket!

Seriously, I'd always heard that she was out there on the dark side. She sure sounded almost like one of us today, though.

I knew she's say that, of course. We talked about it last night. Yeah, that's the ticket...

[Doctor_J]

94. Who?

is Morgan one of those one-named stars?

:shrug:

[mtnsnake]

17. That's it. I will never EVER go out with Bo Derek again

She can call me all she wants but I'm not picking up.

That should fix her.

[Zambero]

20. mAnn Coulter's gender is being mispresented again n/t

One of these days they'll get it right.

[Bluebear]

23. I like the Abu Ghraib pyramid effect! nt

[Catchawave]

25. How about DemocratiC WomeN married to Republican MeN ?

Oy, and for 36 years? How sexy is that ? :rofl:

Seriously, I report from the trenches, from the McGov/Carter/Clinton campaigns...heh :)

[stanwyck]

26. The graphic artist

who photoshopped Michelle Malkin deserves special kudos. Anyone who has seen her....on TV or in person, knows that pix has been through hours of expert work.

[Individualist]

28. The demented chipmunk - hot?

:rofl:

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

29. Don't know about the two at the top,

but the seven crazy broads on the bottom make me think of Dracula's harem, for some reason.

[Dogmudgeon]

30. Turner and Derek

Republicans according to Rick Roberts, I guess, judging from the base URL. (Click on it and you'll see, it is truly a base URL.)

Last time I heard (from unimpeachable sources scattered about the tables in my doctor's waiting room), they were nominally Republican. Not very much into the Flying Monkey Right. Derek, I think, is more of a gun fan than a shrieking psycho. Turner seems to be a "Boxleitner Republican", a.k.a., a liberal or "Ripon Society" Republican. (Actually, she could just as well be a Democrat as far as I know. The last thing I heard she was active in was raising money for AIDS/AmFar.)

Most "conservative" entertainers aren't very political one way or another. Like Tom Selleck, who's got a RW reputation but generally works for LW causes except for his beloved firearms. Or Kelsey Grammar, who is basically a Bush pal and little more. It just goes to show you, most people are actually kind of hard to categorize with 100% accuracy -- even US.

Ingraham is pretty hot looking. IMH(BT)O*, of course. She's also one of the big haters of the bunch -- she and Coulter and Malkin. Telles sont les salopes, eh?

Maybe I'm getting soft in my dotage. Hell, if Ahnold grants Tookie clemency, I could even get motivated to say something nice about him, or write him a thank-you note. (Shee-it, these beta-blocker thingies sure do mellow a guy out.)

The rest of the gals on the pile? They range from tools to wackos. Like most of 'em on Fox or (increasingly) CNN.

--p!
* In My Humble (But Twisted) Opinion

[newportdadde]

32. Janine Turner is starting to look like hell, too much work done.

She use to be a cutie back during Norther Exposure but she has gotten so man nips/tucks she is starting to look like a plastic dool. What a waste.

[AlCzervik]

34. That Debbie person down at the bottom, she's really unattractive

maybe it's just becasue she's a total harpy and rw shill but she's almost the worst of them.

[SoCalDem]

52. Amen.. That's a "shopped" picture. Her voice is like shards of glass

being shoved into your ears..and she's a hater with a very large H.

[mainegreen]

35. Hot? I think not.

Dogs, the lot of them, except perhaps Janine there. Either way, these women should be smacked, and taught the proper way to wear make-up. If its an inch thick, you've got to much on.

[ComerPerro]

37. 4 More of them and I would think it were a pharmaceutical company calendar

February - Laura Bush - Xanax!

[lpbk2713]

39. And here's a couple of Florida rethug hotties .....

Presenting the lovely Katherine Harris




And of course the lovely and radiant Noelle Bush

[unhappycamper]

47. Got a better pic of KH for ya:

[hopeisaplace]

48. rotflmao!

:rofl: :rofl:

[lpbk2713]

50. Dayum

I'll have to sleep with a light on tonight just because of you.


:rofl:

[Yollam]

40. With the exception of Pickles, those photos are all very flattering...

none of the subjects look that nice, or that human in real life, except for Derek, who was once a looker. Ingraham and Coulter are both very gaunt, severe, and creepy. What's with Crowley's 80's hair and Schlussel's hooker make-up?

Janine Turner is all silicone at this point, Noonan does not look like that, and Malkin would be kinda pretty if she wasn't so freaking insane...

[Qanisqineq]

43. ROFLMAO

:rofl:

You got that right! Especially the Michelle Malkin part. She always looks like she is going to lose it and physically attack at any moment. Look at those eyes! Or maybe she just plucks her eyebrows very poorly/too much, giving the illusion that she's crazy. Naw, she's loony.

[Yollam]

45. Not that I'm a "lookist"

Eleanor Roosevelt is one of my heroes, and I'm pretty homely myself. People on both sides of the aisle focus too much on the superficial. We are judging ideas here, people, not sizing up potential mates!!!!

[ewagner]

76. Saw Crowley on Imus

this morning....

with the sound muted, I found her um...er...ah...attractive.

btw: Is it true that MSNBC cancelled her show...the one with Ron Reagan?

[hopeisaplace]

44. OK lets not lump all beautiful women in one category

.."just cause I'm a hottie doesn't mean I'm stupid"...:P :P :silly: :crazy: :think:

[Yollam]

57. Beauty is so irrelevant anyway.

Is anyone really interested in the political thoughts of Paris Hilton or Ashton Kutcher?

[hopeisaplace]

62. yep you're right, Paris Hilton has no affect on my life

..but if she were an intelligent, well spoken, interesting individual who had a contribution to make I would listen to her..

IMO:

1. Beauty can get you in the door,
2. Inner beauty can keep you in the room,
3. Some degree of intelligence will get you heard

...hmmmm who has all three of these?

[Yollam]

64. Ummm.... Jodie Foster?

Only one that comes to mind right offhand...

[hopeisaplace]

65. Yes, she's all of those qualities combined

intelligence wins over everything
and someone with a sense of humor as well

[FreedomAngel82]

46. Oh yes

I'm sure they're oh so hot. :eyes: So why aren't they models?

[wixomblues]

51. Janine Turner was so hot.....

years of hard living republicanism have turned her savage.

[Dark]

53. Michelle Malkin IS NOT HOT. Neither is Laura, or Noonan.

Besides, you want to compare?

We've got Hollywood.

[triguy46]

54. I can't see anything but the chip implanted in their skulls...

brought to you by "Stepford Engineering."

[WI_DEM]

59. wonder what the religious right thinks of the soft core porn films Bo did?

[TheWraith]

86. They don't mind, any more than they mind Ahnold killing cops in Terminator

Or any of Mel Gibson's ultraviolent films, for that matter. If a lefty made anything even close to being as violent as The Passion, the rightards lungs would bleed from screaming so long and loud. Their rules only apply to people outside their club.

[hippiegranny]

60. more brainwashed bimbos -

Heather Locklear

"Rock on, Newt! Heather digs both heavy-metal guys and the flat tax—she’s a registered Republican!" - Maxim Magazine

http://www.jerseygop.com/RepublicanBabes27.html

Shannen Doherty

Shannen Doherty extolled her love for Donald Rumsfeld, said she's “a big supporter of President Bush” and revealed that on her refrigerator she displays a picture of herself with Ari Fleischer.

http://www.mrc.org/cyberalerts/2003/cyb20030412.asp#6

And then there's the anti-choice Patricia Heaton, although I don't know her party affiliation

http://www.washtimes.com/national/20050413-112409-1832r.htm

[TheWraith]

83. As an aside, about Shannon Doherty...

She's been busted for drunk driving, and also had the cops called on a screaming match she had with her (now ex) husband outside their house. According to the police report, in the presence of officers, she threatened to have him "anally raped on their front lawn."

Yep, she's a Republican.

[cascadiance]

103. I'd have to think of what I'd say to Shannen...

if I saw while visiting the stable where my sister keeps her horse, where Shannen Doherty and her mother keep their horses there too. I guess my sister has talked to her mother quite a bit and says she's kind of nice. Not sure if her Mom's a strong Republican too. I guess Shannen isn't there that often though.

[ContraBass Black]

63. Where's Babs?

[johnnie]

67. Yup

Damn she is hot!!!

[Renew Deal]

68. Debbie Schlussel is a nutcase.

Those pictures are very generous to that entire bottom row.

[AbbyR]

71. I got this one, but...

there was another part to it with a lot of truly unflattering photos of women who are Democrats - Hillary, Streisand...can't remember any others. Did anyone see it?

[BronxBoy]

73. And very very

White!!!

[atommom]

74. Frankly, I don't care whether they're hot or not. I just wish they

weren't such boneheads! (And I wish that hotness for women wasn't such a big deal, but that's a subject for another thread.)

[Mutley]

77. Ew, Ann Coulter is not hot!

Even if she were the biggest liberal on the planet I would still feel that way. She needs to gain about 30 pounds.

[cascadiance]

99. It's a MAN baby!

[melissinha]

78. Here's OUR LIST

Alyssa Milano (attended Democratic Convention)

Attended Fundraiser:

Jennifer Aniston
Cher
Natalie Cole
Cameron Diaz
Janeane Garafalo
Diana Ross
Meryl Streep

Contributed Money to Democratic Party:
Candice Bergen
Glenn Close
Jane Fonda
Jennifer Garner
Heather Graham
Melanie Griffith
Kate Hudson
Melanie Griffith
Helen Hunt
Ashley Judd
Jenny McCarthy
Gwyneth Paltrow
Jada Pinkett Smith
Natalie Portman
Susan Sarandon
Sharon Stone
Charlize Theron (no tfrom this country)
Reese Witherspoon
Catherine Zeta-Jones (though not an American)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Democrat_celebrities

[edbermac]

80. Bo's still a 10 in my book

What a waste of a beautiful body...

[KansDem]

81. I'd take one to a cocktail party!

In case we ran out of ice.

[AspenRose]

85. HEY, Princess Ferragamo is conspicuously missing from that poster

Where's the diversity? I thought the GOP embraced diversity. :sarcasm:

[DoYouEverWonder]

87. I'm so disappointed

my favorite local Repug woman didn't make the poster.



I can't imagine why not?

[AspenRose]

90. She reminds me of the "purple heart bandaids" woman last year

They are just so hateful. Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone. And those folks are ugly because they are so hateful.

[hobbywizard]

89. Alright this is all fun, but let's leave Peggums out of this....

Cos she really, really is HOT!



I do her in a New York minute! Which is a serious medical problem so I'd kindly thank you not to make fun of me about it. :blush:

Seriously, though, the Pegster may have a delusional political philosophy, but she's the best thing yer ever gonna see on Fox and she actually isn't dumb. Most importantly, I don't think I've ever observed her rhetoric get nasty, which puts her light years ahead of the likes of Coulter and Malkin.

Come on, let's show Pegulon some love. NOOooo-nan! NOOnan!

[Doctor_J]

95. While she blows you, she'll be thinking of *

yeech

[jaysunb]

97. Start the Flames....but this ol boy thinks

Peggy Noonan is pretty " hot! " for us older fellows, of course. Just think, I'd be able to get some use out of that duct tape I bought a few years ago ( for her mouth , when it isnt otherwise needed.) :evilgrin:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

98. And WOW, they are dumb.

That's all I have to say on these Stepford wives...

:crazy:

[cascadiance]

100. Where's razzie winning Britney Spears?!

That bubblehead is a lot better looking than most on this page, and got that award for her loyalty to Bush!

[yurbud]

101. I would only do two of them--and even then, I'd run away right after.

[Guaranteed]

105. Noonan? That piece of shit misquoted me.

Fuck that "journalist."

[darkism]

107. They all look the SAME!

GOP women have no character.

[Stockholm]

110. Exactly what I thought

All surface no depth, the only one sticking out somewhat is that Malkin woman.

[kineneb]

108. stepford wives

They all look so...phoney. And they look like they would kick small children- they have that mean look.