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Beetwasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 11:29 AM
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PLAN FOR VICTORY (My Mini Play Starring Don Knots as Bush)
Edited on Wed Nov-30-05 11:40 AM by Beetwasher
Co-Starring Beetwasher as the Intrepid Reporter.

Bush, at a press conference, holds up the thinnest pamphlet ever created. It's one page that says "PLAN FOR VICTORY", that's it. The cover page w/ the title.

Bush: "See, we have a plan! Here it is, it even says "Plan for Victory" right on the cover!"

Intrepid Reporter: "Uhh, Mr. President, it's just one page that only says "Plan for Victory", there's nothing else."

Bush: "But I DO have a plan! See, it says so, right there on the page! "PLAN FOR VICTORY"!!! Can't you read?!"

IP: "Umm, Mr. President, actually, now that I look closer, it actually says "PLANT for Victory", I think you made a typo."

Bush: Turns page around, looks at it as if for the first time, you can see his lips move as he reads the title, his eyes go wide for a second. "Umm, err, umm, I didn't do it! It was an aide! (mumbles inchoerently into his collar)Umm, and umm, And he actually meant to do that anyway! Yeah, our plan IS a plant! We're planting plants in Iraq! That's how we're going to win! That's it, it's time for my nap, no more questions"
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H2O Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 11:32 AM
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1. Nominated.
It is true to life. Could Mr. Hanney from Green Acres play VP Spiro Cheney?
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Beetwasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 11:59 AM
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3. Thanks!
Hanney it is! :thumbsup:
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chat_noir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 11:36 AM
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2. Dubya the Movie starring Don Knotts
Thanks for the opportunity to share this video. :)

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2689580421196914876&q=George+Bush
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jilln Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 12:02 PM
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4. what format is that?
I get sound but no video.
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chat_noir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 02:08 PM
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8. Macromedia Flash 7
jill, try this link with Quicktime: http://www.dubyamovie.com/
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jilln Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 05:53 PM
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10. Thanks, that works! (nt)
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Beetwasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 12:10 PM
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5. LOL! I Didn't Know About That Movie
When I chose Don Knots...The movie's not working for me though, oh well. I'll try it later on my home comp.
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Jokerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 12:14 PM
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6. That is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time.
THANKS!!!
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Beetwasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 01:52 PM
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7. .
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Flubadubya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 02:11 PM
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9. Oh, that is a real stitch!
:rofl: That is very, very cleverly done. Props to the producer of that one. It worked just fine for me... but, anyway, try to get a peek however you can. It is definitely worth the effort.

Bee-you-tee-ful!!! :thumbsup:
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Beetwasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 08:55 PM
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11. .
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