Hastert needs to go on the Rumsfeld Diet.

[Dr.Phool]

Go on a vacation down in Gitmo.

[Cassandra]

1. Delay picked him...

because his vice is food, not women.

[Democrats_win]

2. Has Scalia been eating too many ducks?

[laststeamtrain]

3. Little known incident from the life of Dennis Hastert:when he abducted and

attempted to eat a child:



(Needless to say, this is satire.)

[Ilsa]

4. Yeah, I hear it's just like a spa in GITMO.

Like McCain spending all that time at the Hanoi Hilton.