Pat Robertson brought the wrath of God down on the wrong Dovers!

[Dr.Phool]

On the news this evening, the Dover family in Tennessee got hit by a twister. Grandpa saw the twister flipping their trailer end-over-end down the hill, with his teen-age grand daughter inside. His daughter was in her car when it hit, and said, "I just jumped in the backseat, peed in my pants, and rode it out.

All, thankfully, appeared unhurt.

Dover PA, has so far appeared unscathed.

[rzemanfl]

1. Doesn't Robertson know about mapquest? On edit: Doesn't

God?

[NanceGreggs]

2. "And thou shall have no other gods before me ..."

Proof positive that Robertson worships a false god -- the God I'm familiar with knows the difference between Pennsylvania and a family in Tennessee.

[FreedomAngel82]

4. Oh how sad

[Rainscents]

3. Well, Robertson got his wish, except it was the RED state.

GOD will protect Dover, PA since it's a BLUE state!

[arkie dem]

5. The wrath of

Ben Dover should be brought down on Pat.

[thatgemguy]

6. Or his sister

Eileen Dover

[Lengsel]

7. Seriously

I don't know of a better way to say this but . . .

Fuck Pat Robertson and the horse he road in on. I hate that pecan head guy. The bastard is no Christian. He's just a fuck.

[LittleClarkie]

8. I prefer "demented leprechan" myself

I grew up watching that guy, along with Jim and Tammy in a kid's show. Is it any wonder I'm alittle tetched in the head ;)

I think it was Kos where I read something from Bishop Spong, with whom I don't agree much of the time. But what he said about Pat was priceless. Pat has mistaken God for himself. When he describes what God would do, what he's describing is what HE would do if he were God. He's not telling us about God, therefore. He's telling us about himself.

[Richard Steele]

9. And his little DOG, too!

Welcome to DU, Lengsel.

As far as GODS go, I prefer ERIS.
She's got MUCH better aim!

[Swamp Rat]

10. Pat got his wish.

Good thing for him I am not a "Dover."