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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-16-05 03:17 PM
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OMFG!! WTF!! Every Daily Newspaper Will Publish Tomorrow!!!
Reporters and news services are actually "DEVELOPING" news stories for the next edition!! (Links will be provided when available!)

:eyes: :wow: :eyes: :wow: :eyes: :wow: :eyes: :wow: :eyes: :wow: :eyes:
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MadisonProgressive Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-16-05 03:18 PM
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1. I'm not buying any of it - Fool me once.... can't get fooled again
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SammyBlue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-16-05 03:19 PM
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2. Good, because I need a link or two
I have no fucking idea what you're talking about.
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-16-05 03:19 PM
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3. plus, they will annoy the fuck out of us by publishing headlines

IN ALL CAPS!!!!!!!!!

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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-16-05 03:25 PM
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It's the (Times Roman) Italian Connection, obviously.
The Swiss Connection (Helvetica) is kept for only the BEST stories.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-16-05 03:37 PM
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23. with at least nine EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!
wtg, CatWoman - you're ahead of the curve :thumbsup:
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jamesinca Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-16-05 03:19 PM
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4. Develop?
That is a bit strong don't you think? Receive talking points I thought was the usual.
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Wilms Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-16-05 03:21 PM
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5. This is HUGH!!!11 n/t
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TheDebbieDee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-16-05 03:23 PM
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8. Are you SERIES????????? (Sorry, I just couldn't resist!)
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Walt Starr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-16-05 03:26 PM
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14. THESE PEOPLE HAVE NO MORELS! THEY ARE STICKILY LIARS!!!
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Kukesa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-16-05 03:27 PM
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16. Is someone stocking you? (I couldn't resist, either.) n/t
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EVDebs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-16-05 03:22 PM
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6. Operation Mockingbird cirps away.
Edited on Wed Nov-16-05 03:24 PM by EVDebs
Bush poll numbers tanking, media must change subject (stop)

Military PysOps must take domestic contol of media (stop)

Fear is the order of the day (stop)
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-16-05 03:23 PM
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7. Why are many people grouchie here today?
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-16-05 03:25 PM
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11. Thining there are a lot of broken funny bones all the sudden
And TahitiNut is the only DUer who can get me to click a post that starts with OMFG... ;)
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incapsulated Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-16-05 03:27 PM
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17. You're right, I apologize
Normally I pick up satire easily, I guess I'm grumpy today.

:)
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-16-05 03:37 PM
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24. Poor things! Think they should start to cheer up soon.
Edited on Wed Nov-16-05 03:37 PM by lonestarnot
Hate broken funny bones! They hurt!
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EVDebs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-16-05 03:26 PM
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13. Clinton criticized US policy in overseas speech per Ed Schultz show AAR
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incapsulated Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-16-05 03:23 PM
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9. I might agree if I knew what you were talking about. n/t
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gauguin57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-16-05 03:25 PM
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10. Papa Bear, this is Baby Bear. Come in, Papa Bear ...
... what are you talking about? Please enlighten us? The Woodward thing? What?
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The Magistrate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-16-05 03:25 PM
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12. That Sounds Like An Astounding Development, Mr. Nut!
If true, it will change everything....
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-16-05 03:26 PM
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15. Clearly, you're one of a few whose hair wasn't messed, sir.
:evilgrin:
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The Magistrate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-16-05 03:31 PM
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20. There Is So Little Of It, My Friend
That to be unruffled just comes naturally....
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-16-05 03:28 PM
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18. I fear for our nation
fewer and fewer can recognize satire anymore.

I enjoyed it though, TahitiNut. You be da only one can get me to click a thread that starts with "OMFG!!WTF!!"

:yourock: :headbang:
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-16-05 03:30 PM
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19. (grin) Scary, isn't it?
Edited on Wed Nov-16-05 03:30 PM by TahitiNut
:silly: :loveya:
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Punkingal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-16-05 03:32 PM
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21. Tee hee hee....
My friend! That was a good one!
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NashVegas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-16-05 03:32 PM
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22. Do You Have a Link For This?
I want more. I'm salivating, TN.
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-16-05 03:55 PM
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25. I think it's on "Media Mutters"
:evilgrin:
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MissMarple Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-16-05 04:05 PM
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26. I'm calling my congressman. And the Focus people. And the 700 Club!
Stories, indeed. This kind of thing will corrupt America's youth!
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applegrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-16-05 05:38 PM
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27. Your smilies are so pretty! Smiliess - I love smilies! n/t
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-16-05 05:56 PM
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29. Those aren't smilies.
Edited on Wed Nov-16-05 05:57 PM by TahitiNut
Those are out-of-work Rockettes. :silly:
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applegrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-16-05 06:01 PM
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30. LOL. I crossed a picket line then - bad.
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troubleinwinter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-16-05 05:42 PM
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28. WOW! Usually, daily newspapers don't publish on Thursdays!!! BIG! BIG!
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-16-05 06:30 PM
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31. More bullshit; like TV "Breaking News" stories...
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