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Kadie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-05 05:54 PM
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This * photo really needs a caption
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Az Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-05 05:55 PM
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1. His brain is so small sometimes it falls out of the socket
<John Cleese approaches and knocks it back into place>
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fleabert Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-05 05:55 PM
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2. "they don't know I'm making in my pants right now... heh heh heh"
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MisterP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-05 05:55 PM
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3. the worst part is, it actually doesn't
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Kadie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-05 05:56 PM
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6. LOL
:rofl:
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MsKandice01 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-05 05:55 PM
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4. Okay...let's hope they'll buy this load of crap...
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Skidmore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-05 05:55 PM
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5. I"m at a loss, but lordy, the photographers hate that man. LOL
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SammyWinstonJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-05 05:58 PM
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11. They really do, don't they.
:rofl:
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LSparkle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-05 05:56 PM
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"Uh-oh ... but they said Cialis wouldn't do that ... "
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nickyt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-05 05:56 PM
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7. "Where the fuck was I where the fuck was I where the fuck-" n/t
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mtnsnake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-05 05:57 PM
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8. Who's the wiseguy that put the crazy glue in my chapstick?
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CanOfWhoopAss Donating Member (776 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-05 05:57 PM
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9. I need a potty break. I feel the potty dance coming on.
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Sanity Claws Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-05 05:57 PM
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10. How long can I keep this act going?
He's looking a little past his prime these days.
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Vincardog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-05 05:58 PM
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12. If I had known what Hrd Wrk it was I never would have let them steal it
for me. MA can I come home now?
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Tiberius Donating Member (798 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-05 05:58 PM
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13. caption should read
"Hmmmm, looks just like my last speech. MAKING PROGRESS, STAY THE COURSE, IT'S HARD WORK, SHOW RESOLVE, MAKING PROGRESS, STAY THE COURSE, IT'S HARD WORK, SHOW RESOLVE, MAKING PROGRESS, STAY THE COURSE, IT'S HARD WORK, SHOW RESOLVE, MAKING PROGRESS, STAY THE COURSE, IT'S HARD WORK, SHOW RESOLVE, MAKING PROGRESS, STAY THE COURSE, IT'S HARD WORK, SHOW RESOLVE, MAKING PROGRESS, STAY THE COURSE, IT'S HARD WORK, SHOW RESOLVE, MAKING PROGRESS, STAY THE COURSE, IT'S HARD WORK, SHOW RESOLVE, MAKING PROGRESS, STAY THE COURSE, IT'S HARD WORK, SHOW RESOLVE, MAKING PROGRESS, STAY THE COURSE, IT'S HARD WORK..."
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Kikosexy2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-05 05:59 PM
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14. Damn!..
constipation!
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gatorboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-05 06:00 PM
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15. You still love me down there, dontcha, "Little Buddy"?
EOM
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SammyBlue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-05 06:01 PM
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16. Hold it. . .hold it. Oh man, I just crapped my pants.
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kitty1 Donating Member (772 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-05 06:01 PM
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17. BUSH'S BRAIN WITHOUT KARL
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MoonRiver Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-05 06:03 PM
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18. "Who am I? Where am I"
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antonialee839 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-05 06:03 PM
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19. Oh, I don't know, could it be SATAN?
He looks like the Church Lady.
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Snotcicles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-05 06:03 PM
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20. Wow that fucker stinks, I hope nobody heard it.
Edited on Mon Nov-07-05 06:08 PM by Snotcicles
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-05 06:04 PM
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21. G-E- O...um could you use the word in a sentence, please?
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Prisoner_Number_Six Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-05 06:05 PM
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22. Has anybody seen my lips?
I haven't seen 'em in days...
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buczak Donating Member (170 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-05 06:05 PM
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23. what the hell is Steve Guttenberg doing down there?
what the Hell is Steve Guttenberg doing down there?
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mikelgb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-05 06:05 PM
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24. ERROR: System will now shut down. n/t
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-05 06:05 PM
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25. "I wonder if they'll get mad for relieving myself on the podium?"
:D
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-05 06:06 PM
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26. "Kmart, 400 Oak Street, Cincinnati, Ohio. Yeah"
:D
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NanceGreggs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-05 06:07 PM
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27. "Shoulda skipped those cocktails ...
... I'd swear I'm seeing TWO microphones!"
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kahnmann Donating Member (15 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-05 06:08 PM
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28. Gee thats a funny looking Microscope. How does it work?
nm
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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-05 06:08 PM
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29. Hey fellas.. Flag's upside-down
Uhmm, Mr. President, it's just fine.. You can start your speech now.

Who's the President here? It looks upside-down to me! Get me one of them interns in here to fix it.
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Snotcicles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-05 06:13 PM
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33. LOL n/t
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Marr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-05 06:09 PM
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30. Wow! Brazil looks even bigger from up here!
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Oceansaway Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-05 06:11 PM
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31. Wheres TurdBlossom ?
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clitzpah queen Donating Member (257 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-05 06:13 PM
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32. "Well, this is another fine mess I've gotten us into..."
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dapper Donating Member (755 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-05 06:23 PM
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34. My Forehead
Watch how I can make my forehead look like the stripes on the American Flag!

dap
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China_cat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-05 06:24 PM
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35. Condi, you really have to get that gap in your teeth fixed.
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dapper Donating Member (755 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-05 06:24 PM
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36. Smoke
Hey, look! I can blow smoke out my ears.....
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Geek_Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-05 06:26 PM
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37. mmm waitin on Turdblossom to feed me a line
n/t
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dapper Donating Member (755 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-05 06:27 PM
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38. Pass the beer!
I can't see through the binoculars!
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melody Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-05 06:27 PM
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39. Something Stan Laurelish seems appropriate
But then when doesn't it with Dumbya?
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EmperorHasNoClothes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-05 06:37 PM
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40. Why Condi, what are YOU doing under there?
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