That would be a lot of HAPPY PEOPLE!

[LynnTheDem]

George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One. The President looks at the Vice President, chuckles, and says, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy.

The Vice President shrugs and says, "Well, I could throw 10 $100 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."

Not to be outdone, the Secretary of Defense says, "Of course, then, I could throw 100 $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy.

The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such arrogant assholes back there. Hell, I could throw the three of them out the window, and make 56 million people really happy."

Heh.

[meganmonkey]

1. Bwaha!

Thanks for the laugh before bed :)

[RobertSeattle]

2. Based on Bush 35% approval rating, the punch line should be updated

Maybe 150 Million?

[fooj]

3. No kidding!

Peace.

[swimmernsecretsea]

4. Well, what's taking you so long?

For goodness sakes, I haven't got all day! Take out the trash, already!

[LisaLynne]

5. Now, that's a funny joke! :) nt

[For PaisAn]

6. Good one

:rofl:

[katinmn]

7. LOL!

:P

[jwirr]

8. How I wish!