Ah, the royal have-mores (photo)

[deminks]

Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners Saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Lucifer
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint

So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay your soul to waste, um yeah

Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!

[stopbush]

1. All that $ and Laura & Camilla still shop at Carpet Barn

for their clothing.

[LiberalEsto]

2. AND Slipcovers R Us! nt

[lonestarnot]

4. 2nd hand tent and awning.

[Chovexani]

6. Haha

The only label they wear is "Drip Dry". </Patsy Stone>

[RebelOne]

11. Please stop bash their clothing.

it's just plain childish and your jealousy is showing.

[Bridget Burke]

19. Who's jealous of those ladies?

Neither hubby figures in my fantasies.

I agree that clothing is far less important than one's real accomplishments. Here's the list for the 1st Lady & the former 1st Mistress:















(Hey, I'll bet their "gala" outfits will be even better!)

[NJCher]

3. must be dreadful for Charles

His values are so far from bush's. Charles is into sustainable housing, energy efficiency, saving the world from the ravages of pollution and preventing global warming.


Cher

[Captain Hilts]

9. Yeah, just like his mum loathed Margaret Thatcher.

Put on the 'society smile' and get on with it!

But really, what a drag for Chuck and Cami.

[Captain Hilts]

10. The Guardian's satire on the meeting...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/monarchy/story/0,2763,1607033,00.html

[SeattleVet]

14. Satire? You sure it's not an actual transcript?

It's sometimes hard to tell with this administration.

No wonder they went after The Onion!

[Captain Hilts]

16. VERY good point! Anyone here used to read "Dear Bill" in Private Eye? nt

[muriel_volestrangler]

25. I have a 'best of ...' book

Have you seen their current equivalent - "St Albion Parish News" - a parody of a church newsletter, with Blair as the trendy, sanctimonious and arrogant vicar?

http://www.private-eye.co.uk/content/showitem.cfm/issue.1144/section.albion

Unfortunately, they seem to only put the main 'letter from the vicar' online. There are other sections, such as "a message from the president of the Church of the Latter-Day Morons, Dubya Bush", such as:

A Message From God as told to Rev. Dubya Bush Of The Church Of The Latter-Day Morons

Well done thou good and faithful servant Dubya! When I didst bid thee to go forth to Iraqistan and verily smite ass thou didst so - yea, verily, yea!

And now when I biddest thee to go smite butt in Iranland I know ye will not fail me even unto the end of the world - which it mighteth well come to - but who careth? It's all in the cause of defeating the Evil One!

So stand tall Dubya, mounteth thy trusty steed and DOETH WHAT A MAN HAVE GOTTETH TO DOETH.

GOD

PS: Thus spaketh myself the Lord to Rev. Dubya and I commandeth him to pass it on to his brother in old Englandland, Pastor Toby Bloom and his lovely wife Cherry Pie.

[TahitiNut]

5. Two heirheads and their hose handlers.

:shrug:

[sam sarrha]

7. clones.. and they are serving roasted Iraqi babies for dinner...

[Loonman]

8. God Save The Queen

...and her fascist regime....she made you a moron...

[SoCalDem]

12. Our "leader" is listing..

:)

[Theres-a]

13. Kinda leanig forward there

Isn't he?

[Captain Hilts]

17. Kinda looks like he's taking on water. nt

[MO_Dem]

26. Looks a bit bloated, too

Did they send the wrong size suit, or is his beer belly showing?

[Straight Shooter]

15. bush looks exactly like the dorky cousin at everyone's family reunion n/t

[Mutley]

18. Bush has a drunken smirk on his face and looks like he's about to

fall over. Charles is looking at him like, "Someone get this fuck away from me before I'm forced to let him hit the ground."

[MsTryska]

20. i actually like camilla's suit.

well she could definitely use a better bra, but i like the drape of her skirt. very flattering.

[Captain Hilts]

24. I think it looks good too. And yesterday's red.

I mean, what do people want her to wear? The kind of shrink wrap women wear to the Golden Globes? I think not.

[truebrit71]

21. Okay, quick quiz...which one of those two males...

...actually served his country. With distinction and honour?

And which one ran-away and hid in a coke and booz-adled fog?

Which one of those two thinks the Kyoto accord is a good thing, and which one thinks the Kyoto Accord is a Honda Hybrid?

Which one of those two has actually used his position for the benefit of others, and which one of them has used his position to screw over the 'little guy' since being hatched?

Two men born into riches and influence, that have used them for totally different ends.

Oh, and only ONE of them is royalty, despite what the other one's mother thinks...

[skypilot]

22. Camilla's the only one with any sense.

She's the farthest from George and she also seems to be keeping a little daylight between herself and Pickles.

[Lisa]

23. Bush insists on standing in front of everyone else ...

Not that I'm surprised!