Random speculation; what did Libby kick to break his foot & why?

[Botany]

Look kids the Fitzmas dinner is cooking .....
the Yellow Cake w/ indict mint icing will be ready
and St. Fitz will not let us open our presents until
tomorrow or monday ..... so as long as
the family is all here we might as well spend the
time on something productive. Such as:

Random Speculation on why and how a republican
go hurt. After all we liberals really care. :rofl: :evilgrin:

[DS1]

1. He kicked Cheney's external powersupply

[EFerrari]

2. He broke it taking it out of his mouth.

Give him a cookie. :)

[Der Blaue Engel]

3. Novak's hip?

:shrug:

[TomInTib]

4. Slipped in the shower during prison orientation tour

Wonkette

[zbdent]

5. In an unrelated note,

Dick Morris suffered several loose teeth in an accident he wishes not to discuss . . .

[Botany]

11. Nice

LOL!

[DancingBear]

6. The bucket - sadly, he missed and fell down n/t

[PDittie]

7. He broke it skiing, IIRC

He's a black diamond ninja-skier.

[DeepModem Mom]

8. Wonkette had some very funny speculation -- link:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x5179954

[LiberalEsto]

9. The goons missed his kneecap nt

[skids]

10. The best one I have heard so far:

He shit a brick and hit his foot.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

12. He kicked an Aspen, he turned purple and red and yellow and ratted Rove.