Anyone else feel a Cheney "heart attack" coming on?

[Neil Lisst]

Yeah, it's coming.

They take roll him in for an angioplasy any time, cuz he always needs one.

It will be one contingency plan for knocking the thing off track. Put it all on Cheney, let him get "ill" and have to resign, and magically, it all goes away.

Or so the Bushies will think.

[Connie_Corleone]

1. Will the heart attack be in his feet this time?? nt

[Neil Lisst]

3. They don't want him being questioned, being talked to ...

And a medical reason is the safe, happy place for accused criminals like mafia bosses.

[DoYouEverWonder]

2. I wonder if you could zap

his ticker with a microwave? Oops.

[Neil Lisst]

4. Funny, but Barbara Bush asked the same thing ...

hmmmmmm

[Canuckistanian]

5. Ah, the old "fragile health" dodge, eh?

It worked for Pinochet.

[SHRED]

6. I feel a Repuglikan heart attack coming on!

[billybob537]

7. Only if indicted

Sleezy way to step aside and avoid a trial.

[Neil Lisst]

9. actually, sacrificing Cheney is the smart move

Blame Cheney at the top, so his resignation is enough to buy the freedom of Libby and Rove. It allows Bush to disengage the entire Cheney group, which allows him to seemingly jettison the ones who did all this. Rove gets to walk as an unknowing, unwitting participant (allegedly), and Bush gets to name a new star for VP.

[HereSince1628]

8. And the Freepers will claim unfair partisan attacks nearly killed him

If only it were that simple!

[TallahasseeGrannie]

10. If he is human

he will go down. Stress brings on heart problems. But he might not be human.

I just know I am very glad I am not him.

[afdip]

11. a fatal heart attack . . . finally he does the right thing

[Neil Lisst]

13. Of course he's not human!!

Here's the proof:

[TheCowsCameHome]

12. Connect the DC subway 3rd rail to his defib to keep it charged

[mod mom]

14. I think a little ole rock breaking on a chain gang just might be the

solution for that corpulent heart muscle.

[flygal]

15. Why am I seeing Fred Sanford?

I'm coming to join you Elizabeth.

[Neil Lisst]

16. I was thinking the same thing.

Lizabeth, honey! I'm comin' to see ya!

[kskiska]

17. He'll be another Bill Casey by the time trials begin

Maybe Bob Woodward will pay him a visit at his hospital bed.

[catmandu57]

18. I think he'll climb on airforce 2

and take his sorry ass off to some country we don't have an extradition treaty with before he ever sees a day in court. A man could live like a king with all the money this fucktard has stolen, I'm sure he'll get the lions share of the missing billions in Iraq.

[tnlefty]

19. Would there be any way to seize his assets along with the assets

of any bidness, etc., that he's had any dealings with? It sure would be nice to get our money back from him, KBR, Halliburton, Blackwater, CACI, and the list goes on...