Why this "theory of evolution" frightens me.

[Lubernaut]

I am an idiot.

[Aimah]

1. I see. n/t

[mike_c]

2. I'm afraid of the whole gravity thing....

Every time I try to think about it, I fall down. Now what does that tell you, huh?

[ultraist]

3. LOL!

:rofl:

[Lubernaut]

5. But didn't Al Gore invent gravity?

[bozo299]

6. new theory

You are a vic tim of the "Theory of Intelligent Falling Down", previously known as "gravity".

[mike_c]

8. that deserves a link....

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39512

Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New 'Intelligent Falling' Theory

August 17, 2005 | Issue 41•33

KANSAS CITY, KS—As the debate over the teaching of evolution in public schools continues, a new controversy over the science curriculum arose Monday in this embattled Midwestern state. Scientists from the Evangelical Center For Faith-Based Reasoning are now asserting that the long-held "theory of gravity" is flawed, and they have responded to it with a new theory of Intelligent Falling.

"Things fall not because they are acted upon by some gravitational force, but because a higher intelligence, 'God' if you will, is pushing them down," said Gabriel Burdett, who holds degrees in education, applied Scripture, and physics from Oral Roberts University.

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[cynatnite]

4. Time always screws me up...it never stops

:rofl:

[catnhatnh]

7. I used to think like that....

a few years from now.....

[hvn_nbr_2]

9. Time is simple

It's just nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.

[mark11727]

10. Not at MY job it ain't...!

:crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

[nookiemonster]

11. Fire is hot.

OWWWWW!!

:crazy: