In the news today:
- ANDREW CARD has something stuck up his DARNED CRAW.
- Meanwhile, DAVID WURMSER, according to rumors, I.D.S DRUM WAVER -- or at least the drum beater.
- HURRICANE WILMA is heading for Florida screaming, "I'M A NUCLEAR WHIR!"
- In DU land, people are doubting YE NEWS ADMAN, aka yellow journalist WAYNE MADSEN.
- But nobody gives A MERRIER SHIT than HARRIET MIERS!
- CHUCK SCHUMER, with a well-placed letter, CHECKS CUR. "HUM!" he declares.
- Earlier this week, we saw STEWART VS. O'REILLY ... LO, WITTY REVERSALS!
- RAW STORY has proven to be A WRY SORT of Web site...
- Today we saw the DELAY MUGSHOT. Ah, is that A THUG'S MELODY I hear?
- And finally, there is some speculation that COLIN POWELL has said "POLL LOW? NICE!" and sent LAWRENCE WILKERSON out to bust the folks in Bush's basement, declaring "I KNEW CELLAR OWNERS!"
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