Caption this pic of Bushit

[Catherine Vincent]

[Missy M]

1. Mr. President, why is your face all red, are you the devil?

[Neocondriac]

2. Your mother was Margie who?

[KansDem]

3. "Now, let me work you like Karl works me..." (eom)

[liberal N proud]

4. Hurry up and take my picture, so I can dump this kid off my lap

[hippiechick]

5. "Are you one of the 2% that likes me, young man ?"

:evilgrin:

[dretceterini]

8. Mr.President

why do you have your hand down the back of my pants?

[SteppingRazor]

6. He looks perplexed... I'd caption something like:

"Strange kid. Must be one o' them black-o-Americans they're always telling me about."

[XNASA]

7. "Psst. Hey kid. How many is a brazillion?"

[DJ MEW]

15. ha ha ha

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[TallahasseeGrannie]

9. Well, little boy

you have very dark skin! Have you been out in the sun a lot lately?

[Cactus44]

10. I wonder if they really taste as good Bar-B-Qed as Poppy says?

Well, maybe not.

[Catherine Vincent]

11. "Mr. Bush your breath stinks!"

Kids say the darnedest things.:-)

[Democrats_win]

12. Mom said to be nice, but ever heard of SCOPE!?

[whatever4]

13. MOMMY!!! Get me away from him!!! MOMMY!

the only question is, who says it?

[DJ MEW]

14. "Maybe this will help to get black people to like me"

"Cause I still don't understand why they don't like me."

[walldude]

16. The Few The Proud, The 2%... n/t

[LunaSea]

17. Asshole, you stole our money.

[90-percent]

18. hmmmm

pssss, listen, kid, if you're a good little boy and read the script properly, I'll tell you who really killed your Dr. King. I was about your age when my daddy told me how he had it done.

-85%

[Otm Shank]

19. "This kid must come from money," sez Dumya...

..."cuz I can SEE him!"

[Saphire]

20. Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

[BurgherHoldtheLies]

21. Bwahahaha. Good one.

[mshasta]

22. "you look black to me"

are you?

[sinkingfeeling]

23. "I didn't know chocolate-colored people could talk." (My apologies

to all blacks everywhere)

[auburngrad82]

24. "No, George. It's not nukular, it's nuclear. Say it with me, nuclear.

[Bravo411]

25. G. W. B. Takes His Ventriloquism Act On The Road ....

G. W. Bush has decided to add a little flair to his road show and show the American people that he does like black people. Helping him out is his best buddy "Sambo" who says things like, "Hey George, I love you too, heh, heh, heh."

According to Bush's mother Barbara, "Sambo is a puppet that George has had since he was a child. He's become pretty good at the whole ventriloquism thing. You can't even see his lips move."

The White House feels that this will help win over the black people and show that he really does care about them. "It's a bold move that shows the President is not only a good leader but creative and talented as well," says political adviser Karl Rove.

On Edit: Spelling correction.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

26. In a thought cloud: "Hmmm. Is he speaking Brazilianic to me?"

Or: "Gee I guess it's true what they say about Black men..."