Been gone for a while, has God talked to GW anymore? N/T.

[Jon8503]

[Montauk6]

1. Depends on what he's been drinking

Jack Daniels = God
Crown Royal = Jesus
Stolichnaya = The Lord
JTS Brown = Allah
Everclear = Krishna
Bacardi = Moses
Glenlivet = Siddhartha

[lectrobyte]

3. Tequila = Flying Spaghetti Monster

Am I the only person that worries this whole FSM thing is going to awaken Cthulhu?

[oldtime dfl_er]

2. Turns out it was Johnny Walker all along!

hah!

http://www.cafepress.com/scarebaby/690908

[Montauk6]

4. hic...

(Wanna know something scary? The first pic is from a white supremacy site!)

[zestfolly]

5. God talks to George Bush without Incurring Roaming Charges

God talks to George Bush without Incurring Roaming Charges

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i9466

Minneapolis -- According to a spokesperson for Verizon cellular, God isn't incurring "any roaming charges whatsoever" when he talks with George W. Bush. Eiffel Steture, head of corporate communications for Verizon, reports that "God's cellular signal is being simultaneously received by all of our towers at equal strength. Technically, we can't explain it, or say exactly where the signal is originating."

With omnipresent signals, Verizon has no way to match an area code, so God is in essence, being allowed to use unlimited "Local Minutes" to instruct his follower, President Bush. "It's really quite ingenious on the Almighty's part," says Steture. Bush traveled to New Orleans six or seven times without either getting his feet wet, OR burning any out-of-area minutes talking to the Lord.

[zestfolly]

6. Bush talks to Jesus, Jesus responds to Bush

[Bonzo_Zepplin]

7. The G.O.D. Talks...

when a Bu$h is burning I have sent a bottle of 151 and a box of matches to the Chimp with instruction how to light them!

[Liberal In Texas]

8. Other than "You piss me off" ? Nah. n/t

[zestfolly]

9. When God Talks To Bush , I think that's the name of a new song

Saw it on Jay Leno some months back.

[zestfolly]

10. Found the lyrics "When the President Talks to God"

"When the President Talks to God"

When the president talks to God
Are the conversations brief or long?
Does he ask to rape our women's' rights
And send poor farm kids off to die?
Does God suggest an oil hike
When the president talks to God?

When the president talks to God
Are the consonants all hard or soft?
Is he resolute all down the line?
Is every issue black or white?
Does what God say ever change his mind
When the president talks to God?

When the president talks to God
Does he fake that drawl or merely nod?
Agree which convicts should be killed?
Where prisons should be built and filled?
Which voter fraud must be concealed
When the president talks to God?

When the president talks to God
I wonder which one plays the better cop
We should find some jobs. the ghetto's broke
No, they're lazy, George, I say we don't
Just give 'em more liquor stores and dirty coke
That's what God recommends

When the president talks to God
Do they drink near beer and go play golf
While they pick which countries to invade
Which Muslim souls still can be saved?
I guess god just calls a spade a spade
When the president talks to God

When the president talks to God
Does he ever think that maybe he's not?
That that voice is just inside his head
When he kneels next to the presidential bed
Does he ever smell his own bullshit
When the president talks to God?

I doubt it

I doubt it

http://www.alternet.org/mediaculture/2005/05/003661.html

[mr blur]

11. Excellent TOON

[rustydog]

12. You mean since He told Bush to play air guitar while people died