The Hammer's Prayer

[MsConduct]

http://www.whitehouse.org/news/2005/092805.asp

:evilfrown:

[MsConduct]

1. this is good and you're missing it n/t

[strategery blunder]

2. It's been a while since I've been to whitehouse.org

I stopped visiting after they didn't put anything new on their site for a couple of months.

Now that they have some new stuff, time for me to visit more often:)

[MsConduct]

3. I'd forgotten about the site completely until a friend sent the link.n/t

[Deja Q]

4. Actually, I've seen two prior threads regarding this prayer.

To which I replied by posting MC Hammer's 'song' known as "Pray". :evilgrin:

[DemGirl7]

5. This is the reason I LOVE whitehouse.org...

I love their sense of humor. If you go over to the picture with your mouse and just leave it there, the name of the picture is revealed and it's called "The Passion of the DeLay" lol I love their sick minds.

[globalvillage]

6. I hadn't seen the prayer

But remember the song "I'm a Lumberjack" (Monty Python)

DeLay:
Oh, I'm a congressman, My name’s DeLay.
Tried to track down Dems with the FAA.

Chorus:
He's a congressman, His name’s DeLay.
He tried to track down Dems with the FAA.

DeLay:
I killed some bugs, I funneled cash.
I did it through TRMPAC.
I spent some time in Scotland
Thanks to my buddy Jack.

Chorus:
He killed some bugs, He funneled cash.
He did it through TRMPAC.
He spent some time in Scotland
Thanks to his buddy Jack.

DeLay:
I helped redraw the district lines,
To get my pals a elected.
I gerrymandered Texas,
And now I’m disrespected.

Chorus:
He helped redraw the district lines,
To get his pals elected.
He gerrymandered Texas,
And now he’s disrespected.

DeLay:
I gave out perks within the House,
Till now I’ve had good luck.
But now with this indictment
I think I’m finally fucked.

Chorus:
He gave out perks within the House,
Till now he’s had good luck.
But now with this indictment
We think he’s really fucked.