Can I ask for a moment of prayer? As of now Dick Cheney is ......

[Botany]

...... undergoing surgery.

http://edition.cnn.com/2005/POLITICS/09/24/cheney.surgery/

:rofl:

I offered to go and help clean the surgical instruments and
if needed they could use my Felco Pruners or chain saw.

Heck I think some Iraqi crude oil in his IV would pep him up too.
He loves that stuff.

[Mr_Spock]

1. These thoughts are bad. But Cheney is pure evil.

Tough call.

[converted_democrat]

2. Yea, I'll pray for him.......

Just don't ask me what I'm praying for....:evilgrin:

[CatBoreal]

3. May he get exactly what he deserves.

[JuniperLea]

6. There ya go.

Leave it to Karma


;)

[Jim Sagle]

4. Sure you can ask. And my reply is, "Phhhhfffffffttttt!!!"

[bigbrother05]

5. I don't pray to Satan.

[illflem]

7. Burn money

Cheney's favorite incense to speed his recovery

[Name removed]

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[Botany]

9. I sense a negative tone to this thread just because .....

..... helped get us into iraq, is a war profiteer, helped in election fixing,
had 4 DWIs but tells others about values, turned the nation's environmental
agencies over to the polluters, is finding a way to keep from paying people
who are dying of mesotheloma (drown in you own fluids due to asbestos
inhalation), and is a bald faced lier people are pissed?

:bounce:

[emc]

10. with luck

maybe with luck the power will fail and he will have to be operated on in the dark----maybe they could put his dick where his mouth is, after all , his name is dick---

[Jim Warren]

11. It's a beautiful warm day

I love listening to the frogs singing 'croak, croak, croak'

[pecwae]

12. If his surgery was at Duke

he may well have gotten some of the hydraulic fluid contaminated instruments used in his procedure.

[Beelzebud]

16. One can only dream.

[jim3775]

13. "We have the technology, we can rebuild him"

The 7 Trillion Dollar Veep!

[Gold Metal Flake]

15. Lookit that sumbitch run!

HE will have a bionic voice box. He will be able to kill by shouting "go fuck yourself".

[Gold Metal Flake]

14. "LOW-wad, puh-LEESE Cah-wuhl HEE-im Hom-ah"

(my best southern preacher accent)

[Straight Shooter]

17. Sorry, I'm too busy.

Too busy praying for those who continue to suffer from Katrina and were suffering her wrath while he went ego-mansion shopping, and too busy praying for those in the path of Rita.

Not a moment to spare. Got to draw the line somewhere.

[Arugula Latte]

18. Maybe someone will eat Jr. Mints in the operating room ...

a Seinfeldian moment ...

[The_Casual_Observer]

19. How about a "silent prayer" where everybody is thinking about

what's for dinner and other shit.

[Lochloosa]

20. I thought you were going to say

dying of a blood clot!

[Iktomiwicasa]

21. If you pray

for bad to befall even your mortal enemy, you better watch out because that can come back on you in a real bad way. If you must pray, better to pray that Creator re-makes the heart and mind of your enemy.

[Opusnone]

22. Dear God

Thy will be done. Amen.

[djeseru]

23. Who's running the country?!

:sarcasm: